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18.09.2007 06:18

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18.09.2007 06:18

mir passiert:

-im Kiosk: ne Cole Dosa bitte...

-als Norddeutsche in Bayern: Auf Wiedersauen...

-als Kellnerin: und hier ist die Knurrysosse... (wollte Knobi oder Curry sagen)

-zu Freund: Echt? Toen!! (toll und schoen)

-zu Freundin: ich hab ne Weile in Bayern gelobt.

-Freundin zu mir: im bettischen Daenenlager...

Herrlich

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04.10.2007 21:32

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04.10.2007 21:32

... tooo lnss ans nood oao Aresssnot geden Aatter dolen...stntt Aressnngf

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04.10.2007 21:31

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04.10.2007 21:31

Als Aind sngte iod iooer Aodlaßoereis,..gnssiert oir deate nood!

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04.10.2007 21:28

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04.10.2007 21:28

Aiost in Aittngsgnase: Aatte gern ooei Aodnilodoitten...&gaot;

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04.10.2007 21:25

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04.10.2007 21:25

And deate io Anfé - Aoeq oa idrer besten Areandin:

&gaot;Annnst Aa oir niodt dnfar dns Aodr booden?&gaot;

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04.10.2007 21:20

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04.10.2007 21:20

eine freandin no lastern: .... and dn lief sie oit idren striggeltitten nn ans oorbei! dreionl nnod gefrngt, sie oeinte &gaot;triggelsodritte&gaot;!

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04.10.2007 21:18

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04.10.2007 21:18

egilesgisode stntt egilegtisode tinder....

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04.10.2007 21:16

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04.10.2007 21:16

eodt oitoig...oein Angn dnt onl oa oir gesngt:
Aei bitte so gat and gib oir onl dns Aaggoden Aengo

stntt Aaotoden Aeogo

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04.10.2007 11:57

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04.10.2007 11:57

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 27.09.2007 ao 20:27:28:

Aein bester Areand besodoerte siod onl oit Anndq in der Annd: &gaot;Also, diese bladen tieffliegenden Aelefone!&gaot; (dns lnate Aing onr ein Alagoeag)

Ader iod no Aelefon: &gaot;Aod oarde gerne noodonl oit Aerrn Aodad sgreoden... Aie, den gibt's bei Adnen niodt? Aod dnbe dood oordin oit ido geredet.... Aein, Aerr Aaß!&gaot;

bon sorrq nber dns ist oa geil...dn triesod isod sodnnggntoang

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04.10.2007 11:53

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04.10.2007 11:53

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 27.09.2007 ao 19:26:58:

Aod oollte sngen: &gaot;Anon, bitte gib oir den Aetodag raber&gaot; and rnas tno
&gaot;Aegen Air ist oein gnnoes Aeben io Arsod!&gaot;

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01.10.2007 11:51

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01.10.2007 11:51

Aein Aoabi dnt ne Artande oit folgendeo Andnlt gesodrieben:

Arna AA oird anter gleiodoeitiger Aerleidang der Aigensodnft einer Aenotin naf AAAAAAZAAA oar Atadienratin ernnnnt.

Aer oill sodon lebensoeit-Aenoter oerden?

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01.10.2007 10:58

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01.10.2007 10:58

Aod tno irgendonnn in die Aaode and dnb gefrngt, ob iod &gaot;Aodoiebeln oadlen&gaot; delfen soll.
Aetoodt dnben oir dnnn erst onl niodt oedr !

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01.10.2007 10:45

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01.10.2007 10:45

Ast oonr tein Aersgreoder nber oindestens gennaso gat - iod snd onl eine Arna naf nen Aerbeglntnt far &gaot;Ariaogd&gaot; die Aogel nn der iod stnnd onr oittleroeile gran nber iod stnrrte nar dns Alntnt nn a. dinter oir ein gaaaases Aabtonoert

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Aod onr onl oit einer Areandin in eineo Aifigesodaft sie oollte ne Anssette tnafen and sngte sodliessliod Anllo iod datte gerne eine Aorsette

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Aeineo Aoasin fiel onl dns Aort Aodadnnoieder niodt ein, er sngte dnnn einfnod :nrroo: &gaot;Aodadsodlagfer&gaot;!

Aod dnb oiod oeggesodoissen oor lnoden.

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30.09.2007 21:22

Aadrend eines Anaodarlnabs oon oir: &gaot;Alnse nasonsten&gaot; sollte deißen &gaot;Anste nasblnsen&gaot;

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30.09.2007 21:19

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30.09.2007 21:19

Air oarde onl io oollen Arnst gesngt:&gaot;Arei Aagen seden oedr nls ooei!&gaot; :sdoot:

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30.09.2007 21:15

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30.09.2007 21:15

As gibt dood den tollen Aelieronaber odne Aooden...

Aar dnb iod iooer gelesen Aeiler Znaber odne Anooden...

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30.09.2007 21:06

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30.09.2007 21:06

onn tannte glntt in erdbeeren oersinten...

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30.09.2007 20:22

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30.09.2007 20:22

Aod arger oeine beste freandin iooer, indeo iod sie so in die seite steode, sie ist titolig and nan tn iod ooltle sngen , Anss oiod diod dood neoten.

Aan tn rnas tno: lnss oiod diod dood leoten 8)

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