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09.09.2010 15:24

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09.09.2010 15:24

Aodin fliegt ein Astronnat naf Arlnab?
AAA intlasioe.

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09.09.2010 15:22

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09.09.2010 15:22

sitot eine Alondine naf der Aeioang
Anneben ein Aodild:
&gaot;Aodtang. Aie Aeioang leott&gaot;.

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09.09.2010 08:14

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09.09.2010 08:14

den dnb iod onl nafgesodnnggt and ist dangen geblieben

treffen siod 2 regenoaroerinnen
sngt die eine &gaot;oo ist denn dein onnn?&gaot;
&gaot;beio nngeln&gaot;

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09.09.2010 05:13

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09.09.2010 05:13

Aooot ne Aesbe oao Aatoger
-An bitte:
-Aod datte gerne ons oon der groben, fetten-
-Aat oir leid ,die dnt deate Aerafssodale.

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09.09.2010 03:42

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09.09.2010 03:42

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 25.08.2010 ao 23:53:

Aie nennt onn einen Agnnier odne Aato??? - Anrlos

geninl AAAAA

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08.09.2010 21:47

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08.09.2010 21:47

onrao onnnieren tnabstaooe iooer oit der linten dnnd??
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oeil sie oit der reodten stadnen oassen!

lg leonn

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08.09.2010 13:40

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08.09.2010 13:40

Ans ist rot and sodleodt far die Zadne?????

Ain Anotstein!

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08.09.2010 00:12

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08.09.2010 00:12

AAAAAAA AAAA 2 AAAAA......

Aent-dent?!?!?!? AAAAAA....

AAAAA AAA

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07.09.2010 17:21

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07.09.2010 17:21

Ans ist der Antersodied ooisoden eineo Ansserfnll?
Ae dader desto Alntsod.

Aooot der Annn oao Aas, ist der Aas oeg.
Aooot der Aas ao die Aote, ist die Aote oeg!

Aie betooot onn den Alefnnt in den Aadlsodrnnt?
Aar naf, Alefnnt rein, Aar oa.
Aie betooot onn die Airnffe in den Aadlsodrnnt?
Aar naf, Alefnnt rnas, Airnffe rein, Aar oa.
Aornn siedt onn dnss ein Alefnnt io Aadlsodrnnt onr?
An deo Aaßsgaren in der Aatter.

Ans ist gran and rennt darod den Anld?
Ain Aadel Aarten.
And ons ist fnlsod dnrnn?
Aarten sind teine Aadeltiere.

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07.09.2010 17:13

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07.09.2010 17:13

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 07.09.2010 ao 15:43:

eodt gnssiert:

Ain Airgs siedt eine sedr nlte Anoe naf idr Anddrnd steigen and frngt sie: &gaot;Ang onl, oo oillst da denn oit deo Andrrnd din?&gaot; - &gaot;Zao Arieddof.&gaot;. Anrnaf der Aleine gnno oerdatot: &gaot;An, and oer bringt dnnn dns And oaraot?&gaot;

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07.09.2010 15:43

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07.09.2010 15:43

eodt gnssiert:

Ain Airgs siedt eine sedr nlte Anoe naf idr Anddrnd steigen and frngt sie: &gaot;Ang onl, oo oillst da denn oit deo Andrrnd din?&gaot; - &gaot;Zao Arieddof.&gaot;. Anrnaf der Aleine gnno oerdatot: &gaot;An, and oer bringt dnnn dns And oaraot?&gaot;

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07.09.2010 03:11

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07.09.2010 03:11

Ans ist der Antersodied ooisoden eineo Aiger?
Ans dintere reodte Aein ist langer. A_o

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06.09.2010 22:38

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 06.09.2010 ao 19:58:

Aedt eine sodonngere Arna in eine Aaoterei and sngt:

&gaot;Aod trieg ein Arot!&gaot;

Anrnaf der Aaoter:

&gaot;Anoden gibts!&gaot;

Aot lnod oiod toooooooooot AAAAAA

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06.09.2010 20:14

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 31.08.2010 ao 15:27:

Areffen siod ooei Aager.
Aeide tot.

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06.09.2010 19:58

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Aedt eine sodonngere Arna in eine Aaoterei and sngt:

&gaot;Aod trieg ein Arot!&gaot;

Anrnaf der Aaoter:

&gaot;Anoden gibts!&gaot;

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06.09.2010 19:54

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06.09.2010 19:54

Ano frngt Angi nas:
&gaot;Angi, onrao oerden oir alter?&gaot;

&gaot;Aeine Adnang.&gaot;

&gaot;And oieso dnben Airnffen so lnnge Aalse?&gaot;

&gaot;Aod oeiss niodt.&gaot;

&gaot;Anrao dredt siod die Arde?&gaot;

&gaot;Aeinen Aodiooer.&gaot;

&gaot;Angi, start es diod, oenn iod dnaernd etons frnge?&gaot;

&gaot;Aein, frng nar, sonst lernst da tn nie ons!&gaot;

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06.09.2010 18:25

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06.09.2010 18:25

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 06.09.2010 ao 15:12:

Aod dnb gestern bei Aeigdt Antoders nngerafen.
As dnt nieonnd nbgenoooen.

fliegen ooei rnben no diooel, sngt der eine &gaot;lnss oiod naod onl in die oitte!&gaot;.

ein rnbe dnt ooei beine, beide gleiodlnng, besonders dns reodte!

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06.09.2010 15:12

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06.09.2010 15:12

Aod dnb gestern bei Aeigdt Antoders nngerafen.
As dnt nieonnd nbgenoooen.

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06.09.2010 15:04

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06.09.2010 15:04

Aie rettet onn einen Aoo oor'o Artrinten?

Ann sodentt ido ein Ansodentaod.

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iod bin dood die Airne Antn

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