Die besten Zitate!
Alice: This coffee tastes like poopy shit!
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Cris-pay!
Alice: ... Nuh uh.
Alice: Alright, Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.
Shane - I don't know Al, she still seems pretty cold in the streets to me.
Alice - Cold in the streets, hot in the sheets!
Dana - Maybe she's a different kind of lesbian?
Alice - Yeah, the straight kind.
Carmen: Nobody fucks with Paco's girl... but I did.
Alice: I need to get my vagina rejuvinated!
Angus: who is fucking Josh Becker?
Bette: Tina...
Alice- Men should be knitting and women should be running the world.
Alice: shane! this is papi!
Shane: so what?
Papi: so... i'm you're competition vanilla!
Shane: look, papi, i don't know what we're competing for.. but you win....
Jenny: oh i'm sorry Alice for using my imagination. Oh wait a minute, do u hear that, oh God it's Monet, he's come back from the dead and he wants me to give u a message. He says, i'm sorry for sitting in front of my pond in France and using those water lillies as actual inspiration!
Alice: Oh wait he's talkin to me now, so weird.. Ok, i'll tell her.. He says, dont ever fucking compare yourself to him!!!!!!!
ALice-"What the frickin frack?"
Alice - Fuck my mother (when caught on the face by Tasha)
Tasha: You think its trendy to kill people. Like what the fuck, you think I like to kill people?
Tasha: The question is: Why the fuck are we here?!
Alice: Because we want to fuck each other!
Alice (to Helena): "Just don't drop the soap. You know what I'm saying?"
Alice & Tina (together) "Don't drop the soap."
Shane: "I wouldn't...no"
Alice: "We don't have to split the rent exactly down the middle"
Tasha: "Yes we fucking do!"
Alice: "If I get this job I'll making a lot of money"
Tasha: "Alice, can we just please keep looking?"
Alice: "I hope you bleed soon. I really do"
Phyllis: (about Shane) She's not a serious person.
Molly: What do you know about her? You don't know anything about her.
Phyllis: I know plenty. She's a lothario, a cad and the kind of boy you fall in love with in high school before you know any better. Thank god you're not a lesbian. (Molly gets up.) Where are you going?
Molly: I'm gonna go gay for Shane and we'll adopt Chinese babies together and live in a trailer park
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Cris-pay!
Alice: ... Nuh uh.
Alice: Alright, Yoda needs to give me some better advice or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.
Shane - I don't know Al, she still seems pretty cold in the streets to me.
Alice - Cold in the streets, hot in the sheets!
Dana - Maybe she's a different kind of lesbian?
Alice - Yeah, the straight kind.
Carmen: Nobody fucks with Paco's girl... but I did.
Alice: I need to get my vagina rejuvinated!
Angus: who is fucking Josh Becker?
Bette: Tina...
Alice- Men should be knitting and women should be running the world.
Alice: shane! this is papi!
Shane: so what?
Papi: so... i'm you're competition vanilla!
Shane: look, papi, i don't know what we're competing for.. but you win....
Jenny: oh i'm sorry Alice for using my imagination. Oh wait a minute, do u hear that, oh God it's Monet, he's come back from the dead and he wants me to give u a message. He says, i'm sorry for sitting in front of my pond in France and using those water lillies as actual inspiration!
Alice: Oh wait he's talkin to me now, so weird.. Ok, i'll tell her.. He says, dont ever fucking compare yourself to him!!!!!!!
ALice-"What the frickin frack?"
Alice - Fuck my mother (when caught on the face by Tasha)
Tasha: You think its trendy to kill people. Like what the fuck, you think I like to kill people?
Tasha: The question is: Why the fuck are we here?!
Alice: Because we want to fuck each other!
Alice (to Helena): "Just don't drop the soap. You know what I'm saying?"
Alice & Tina (together) "Don't drop the soap."
Shane: "I wouldn't...no"
Alice: "We don't have to split the rent exactly down the middle"
Tasha: "Yes we fucking do!"
Alice: "If I get this job I'll making a lot of money"
Tasha: "Alice, can we just please keep looking?"
Alice: "I hope you bleed soon. I really do"
Phyllis: (about Shane) She's not a serious person.
Molly: What do you know about her? You don't know anything about her.
Phyllis: I know plenty. She's a lothario, a cad and the kind of boy you fall in love with in high school before you know any better. Thank god you're not a lesbian. (Molly gets up.) Where are you going?
Molly: I'm gonna go gay for Shane and we'll adopt Chinese babies together and live in a trailer park