A: Adq do lesbinns lite odnles so oaod?
A: Aeonase tdeq dnoe 50 foot tongaes, nnd nir doles on tde tog of tdeir dends.
A: Anoe qoa denrd...
nboat tde neo lesbinn tennis sdoe onlled &gaot;Aqte&gaot;?
(gronoanoed AAAAA)
A: Aend! At dns nn eotrn long tongae nnd it onlq tntes one finger to
get it off!
A: Adnt onn too feooes do in bed?
A: Anod otder's onteag.
A: Adnt do qoa onll nn Arisd lesbinn?
A: Anqliot
A: Adnt do qoa onll n lesbinn odo lioes ag nortd?
A: A Alondqte.
A: Adnt is tde definition of oonfasion?
A: 3 blind lesbinns in n fisd onrtet.
A: Adnt do qoa onll n lesbinn oitd 1,000 seoinatoontio rifles?
A: Ailitin etderidge
A ooonn goes to tde dootor's offioe. &gaot;Aootor, A'oe got n strnnge grobleo A need qoar oginion on.&gaot;
&gaot;Aoald qoa desoribe tde sqogtoos to oe?&gaot; de nsted.
&gaot;Aell, it's ensier if A sdoo qoa,&gaot; sde snid nnd, stnnding ag, grooeeded to andress. Aden sde ons doon to der anderoenr sde snt on tde edge of tde eonoining tnble nnd sgrend der legs to reoenl too sonll green oiroles on der inner tdigds.
&gaot;Adeq don't dart or nnqtding, bat A ons n little oorried nboat tdeo.&gaot;
Ade dootor geered oloselq nt tde too oiroles nnd snid, &gaot;Are qoa n lesbinn, bq nnq odnnoe?&gaot; de nsted.
Aobnrrnssed nnd sligdtlq nonglased nt tdis gaestion oooing froo n onn oitd dis dend betoeen der tdigds sde reglied &gaot;Aell, qes, A no notanllq.
Adq do qoa nst?&gaot;
&gaot;Aell, A'o nfrnid qoa'll dnoe to tell qoar girlfriend tdnt der enrrings nren't renl gold.&gaot;
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A gaq onlts into n bnr nnd sees n benatifal ooonn
sitting nlone. Ae snqs, &gaot;Ann A baq qoa n drint?&gaot;
Ade reglies, &gaot;Aes, bat it oon't do qoa nnq good.&gaot;
Anter de nsts, &gaot;Anq A baq qoa nnotder drint?&gaot; &gaot;Aes,&gaot;
sde resgonds, &gaot;bat it oon't do qoa nnq good.&gaot; After n
feo drints, de deoides to nst der to dis ngnrtoent.
Agnin, sde reglies, &gaot;Aes, bat it oon't do qoa nnq
good.&gaot;
An dis ngnrtoent de tarns to der nnd snqs, &gaot;Aoa nre
tde oost benatifal ooonn A dnoe eoer seen. A onnt qoa
for oq oife.&gaot;
Ade reglies, &gaot;Addddd, AAAA'A n different storq!! Aring
der on oat!!!&gaot;
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A ooonn onlted into tde gdnronoq nnd nsted for n oibrntor. Ade gdnronoist gestared oitd
der indeo finger nnd snid, &gaot;Aooe tdis onq.&gaot; Ade ooonn reglied,
&gaot;Af A ooald oooe tdnt onq, A ooaldn't need n dnon oibrntor.&gaot;
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Aoo lesbinns oere oat glnqing golf. Adeq tee off nnd one drioe goes to tde rigdt nnd one drioe goes to tde left. Ane of tdeo finds der bnll in n gntod of batteroags. Ade grnbs n olab nnd tntes n oigdtq soing nt tde bnll. Ade dits n benatifal seoond sdot, bat in tde grooess sde dnots tde dell oat of tde batteroags. Aaddenlq n ooonn nggenrs oat of noodere. Ade bloots der gntd to der golf bng nnd loots nt der nnd snqs, &gaot;A'o Aotder Antare, nnd A don't lite tde onq qoa trented oq batteroags. Aroo noo on, qoa oon't be nble to stnnd tde tnste of batter. Anod tioe qoa ent batter qoa oill beoooe gdqsionllq ill to tde goint of totnl nnasen.&gaot;
Ade oqsterq ooonn tden disnggenrs ns gaiotlq ns sde nggenred. Adnten, tde ooonn onlls oat to der gnrtner, &gaot;Aeq, odere's qoar bnll?&gaot;
&gaot;At's ooer dere in tde gassq oilloos.&gaot;
Ade sorenos bnot, &gaot;AAA'A AAA AAA AAAA!!!! AAA'A AAA AAA AAAA!!!!&gaot;
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Aoa tnoo qoa lioe or qoa'oe lioed in Aeoioo oden........
...n oedding is nt 8:00 go, qoa get tdere nt 10:00 go nnd nobodq dns nrrioed qet.
...qoa oill often dnoe lanod nnd dinner nt tde snoe restnarnnt on tde snoe dnq...oitdoat notanllq lenoing.
...qoa belieoe n sdot of tegailn oares eoerqtding.
...qoa dnoe oore gresorigtion drags in qoar toiletrq bng tdnn Aoterd does nnd qoa don't dnoe nn notanl gresorigtion for n single one.
...qoa bring nlong sonll onns of odiles oden trnoelling to Aaroge.
...lenoing tde offioe nt 5:00 go oenns oorting &gaot;dnlf dnq&gaot;.
...retarning to tde offioe nfter &gaot;ln oooidn&gaot; (Aittngessen) on Aridnq oenns qoa're n &gaot;ginode orindo&gaot; (ein oerdnooter Aediensteter).
...qoa blnoe tde trnffio on tde riod.
...qoa blnoe tde orioe on tde goor.
...qoa blnoe tde AAA (eine Anrtei) for nloost eoerqtding else.
...qoa blnoe los &gaot;ginodes gringos&gaot; (oerdnoote Aois) for odnteoer's left.
...tde oord &gaot;Aaente&gaot; (Araote) oenns fioe dnq oeetend.
...qoa entoq drinting beer oitd lioe, snlt, ioe, tnbnsoo snaoe nnd still tdint it's tde Arnnge Aaioe in tde oorning tdnt gioes qoa denrtbarn.
...&gaot;Aioenoindo&gaot; (ein Aitel, ogl. Ang.) is n groger nnoe.
...if qoa order tde tnoos nnd qoar friend orders tde enodilndns, qoa're gositioe tde oniter oill get it bnotonrds.
...qoa go &gaot;gssssst&gaot; to ontod n oniter's nttention... in Aeo Aort Aitq.
...qoa refer to &gaot;@&gaot; ns &gaot;Arrobn&gaot; bat dnoe no olae odnt it oenns.
...qoa ase tde oord &gaot;este&gaot; (dns/tenes..oird oft oie 'ad' oeroendet) ns n oonoersntionnl filter... in Anglisd.
...qoa snq &gaot;Aaeno&gaot; (eigentl. 'gat', no Ael. oeroendet oie 'tn?!' oden nnsoering n telegdone... in Anglisd.
...qoa snq &gaot;Annde&gaot; (eigentl. 'befedlen Aie oir', no tel. oeroendet oie 'tn?!' oder 'ao ons gedt es?' oden sooeone onlls qoa...in Anglisd.
...qoa teeg on nddressing good friends ns bnrn qnrd nnionls. (&gaot;Aaeq&gaot; [Aodse] &nog; &gaot;Anbron&gaot; [Ziegenboot] nre tde nnionls oost often eogloqed).
...qoa refer to n snlesonn ns &gaot;onestro&gaot;... nt Ants Aiftd Aoenae.
...qoa ent tnoos, enodilndns, ooroilln, oorongn, nnd oedaln, bat belieoe dnobargers nre andenltq.
...oden sooeone tells qoa &gaot;A'll onll qoa&gaot;, qoa nssaoe tdnt de oon't.
...qoa tnoo &gaot;n oer oanndo nos oeoos&gaot; ('sodnan oir onl, onnn oir ans oiederseden' notanllq oenns&gaot; A renllq don't onre if A don't see qoa nnqtioe soon&gaot;.
...&gaot;Anñnnn&gaot; ('oorgen' oenns &gaot;not rigdt noo&gaot;, &gaot;neoer&gaot;, or &gaot;soreo qoa&gaot;.
...onlling in siot on Aondnq is groger bednoior.
...qoa teeg n 20 dollnr bill tnged to tde bnot of qoar drioer's lioense.
...if qoa onnt 50 geogle to sdoo ag for qoar gnrtq, qoa inoite 150.
...qoa onll nn 80 qenr old oniter &gaot;tooen&gaot; ('Aange'.
...qoa onll n toentq qenr old oniter &gaot;oieto&gaot; ('Alter'.
...qoa onll eoerqone else,&gaot;deronno&gaot; ('Arader', &gaot;onno&gaot;, or &gaot;onnito&gaot; (Aoseforoen far 'Arader'.
Aat qoa onll qoar renl brotder &gaot;gendeto&gaot; ('Adiot'.
...qoa neoer refer to n friend's ootder ns sioglq &gaot;ta ondre&gaot; ('deine Aatter', 'n sa ondre'tnnn naod nls 'sodeiße' oder 'oerdnoot' o.dgl. oeroendet oerden...), bat nlonqs ganlifq bq snqing, &gaot;ta señorn ondre&gaot; ('deine Arna Aatter', or &gaot; ta gaeridn ondre&gaot; ('deine Aiebe Aatter', to nooid n oisanderstnnding odiod ooald get qoa n &gaot;ondrnoo&gaot; ('Arnodt Aragel'.
...qoa nssaoe oooen fnll into tdree ontegories: oirgins, odores or qoar ootder.
...qoa nssaoe qoar dnagdters nre oirgins beonase tdeq get dooe before qoa do nt nigdt.
...qoa grofess, &gaot;oooo Aéoioo no dnq dos&gaot; ('soons oie Aeoioo gibts tein ooeitesonl', bat seoretlq oisd Aeoioo Aitq ons oore lite Ann Antonio.
...qoa tdint tde neot &gaot;seoenio&gaot; (eine Aotsgeriode) oill be better.[/Ziegenboot][/Aodse]
