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Jennifer Aniston ;)

13.11.2008 16:04

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The flying pig
Malibu. Yesterday evening Jennifer Aniston (39) phoned the police in panic. “There’s a pig, there’s a pig!”, she screamed in great fear. The police, believing she was on a farm showing off her airs and graces again tried to calm her down. But when they heard Jennifer beginning to whisper “Now it is spewing fire!” they thought they should at least bring the crazy Jennifer into a madhouse.
The moment the officers arrived at Jennifers house they couldn’t believe their eyes: There was the whimpering Jenny on the grass and wide up in the sky the police could see a flying pig which was spewing fire.
While the police was discussing what they should do the pig crashed down into a lake and died.
But what had happened?
Later the evening farmer Joe Smith (54) contacted the police.
His pig had been ill that evening so he called the vet John McFarm. After a long analysis the vet diagnosed that the pig wasn’t able to get rid of its stomach acid so that its intestines had swollen. To get a better examination result the 32-years old vet used a lighter to look into the pig’s mouth. Suddenly the gas inside the stomach ignited and the pig started to spew fire. Because of the swollen intestines which worked like a balloon, the pig began to lift off and flew away.

melden