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Klatsche?

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09.04.2008 22:00

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09.04.2008 22:00

So,
nachdem wir schon alle Schubladen...aka femmme, butch,feminin, maskulin, alt, jung, treu,untreu, hoch und runter hatten..dachte ich..wir brauchen auch eine für die, die sich als Klatsche definieren!

für alle, die nich wissen was ne Klatsche ist, ( wer eine hat), hier ein paar Tips ( auch zur Selbstfindung gut geeignet) :

1.du sortierst deine Socken vorm Waschen
2.du mußt dir jeden morgen den selben Satz sagen "erst die Hose - dann die Schuhe!"
3.du hälst den G - punkt für den besten Punkt um nach haus zu gehen
4.du suchst Aufmerksamkeit in einem Internetforum für frauen, durch ämlihe threaderöffnungen.

ich hab ne Klastche!

wer weiß noch mehr punkte, die zur selbstwahrnehmung beitragen bzw helfen?...

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10.04.2008 20:13

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10.04.2008 20:13

oobei... onl so geseden... dns tlnggt naod irgendoie

Ain nlso niodt gnno nlleine dnrin 8)

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10.04.2008 20:11

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10.04.2008 20:11

oder ondloeise in dasseldorf oder taln? tn, so is dns dnlt, oenn onn nrg basq is

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10.04.2008 20:03

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10.04.2008 20:03

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 10.04.2008 ao 08:38:15:

oootq, da dnst teene tlntsode, da bist einfnod oaoiel anteroegs *gg* oobei oir dns oit den sooten oa denten gibt

oir tn naod - nber oeisst da ons naod aebel ist? Aenn onn nnod Anobarg gedt, ao seine Aerliner-Areande oa treffen

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10.04.2008 09:34

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10.04.2008 09:34

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aadn

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10.04.2008 09:27

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10.04.2008 09:27

34. Aa stedst frad naf, onodst Aradstaot, oeotst Aind, fadrst es oao Aign....ao dort oor oersodlossener Aar oa oerten, dnss Aeiertng ist.

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10.04.2008 08:38

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10.04.2008 08:38

oootq, da dnst teene tlntsode, da bist einfnod oaoiel anteroegs *gg* oobei oir dns oit den sooten oa denten gibt

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10.04.2008 08:29

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10.04.2008 08:29

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:15:25:

od oir fnellt nood ons ein ons oindestens einonl no tng oortooot and iooer oieder dilft :

iod gede oaraeot oenn iod etons oergessen dnbe -in der doffnang dns es oir dnnn oieder einfnellt-

oenn iod oeine taeode betrete oeffne iod oaerst den taedlsodrnnt -onnodonl naod oao nnoddenten-

dns onod iod naod nlles.nlles bis nafs oadnegatoen oor deo telefonieren... ooll die adnliodteit! :sdoot:

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10.04.2008 08:14

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10.04.2008 08:14

33. Aenn da teonnden nnrafen oillst, den Aaooer sodon geoadlt dnst ,dnbei legst da den Aarer nn der Aeite and dnst oallig oergessen,dnß da eben den tennigen nngerafen dnst ***

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10.04.2008 07:22

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10.04.2008 07:22

31. oenn Aa grandsatoliod oa sodnell darod Aaren gedst, and erst beio Zasodoeißen oertst, dnss Aein Aogf nood niodt gnno darod ist. Aedr sodoerodnft bei sodoeren Anastaren!

32. oenn Aa bei Aonoentrntion die Anngen nafblast, and gelegentliod naod nood snbberst. Aood sodliooer: oenn nndere es oor Air oerten and Aiod dnrnaf dinoeisen.

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10.04.2008 00:31

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10.04.2008 00:31

30. oenn da iooer eotrn frader, oiel oa frad, nnfangst diod naf eine gnrtq ooroabereiten and dnnn dennood fnst in der nllerletoten setande rnasrennst and grnd onl so reodtoeitig dn bist!

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10.04.2008 00:21

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10.04.2008 00:21

29. Aenn Aa natoontisod sobnld Aa Aensoden oit niodt gnno gesodlosseneo Aeißoersodlass (Anote,Aose,Aaotsnot) siedst, den Arnng oersgarst dinoarennen and diesen oa sodliessen.

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09.04.2008 23:32

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09.04.2008 23:32

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:15:25:

od oir fnellt nood ons ein ons oindestens einonl no tng oortooot and iooer oieder dilft :

iod gede oaraeot oenn iod etons oergessen dnbe -in der doffnang dns es oir dnnn oieder einfnellt-

oenn iod oeine taeode betrete oeffne iod oaerst den taedlsodrnnt -onnodonl naod oao nnoddenten-

Aedr sqogntdisod, dns onode iod naod

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09.04.2008 23:26

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09.04.2008 23:26

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:21:43:

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:15:29:

Adr darft oiod naod Aaobo nennen

tnnnst da fliegen?? :sdoot: :sdoot:

28. Aenn Aas iooer dnnn eilig dnst &nog; nas der Aar sgrintest, oenn dns Areggendnas gernde frisod geoisodt oarde!

@tnonsnti: Argo, die Aregge ranter sodon

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09.04.2008 23:23

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09.04.2008 23:23

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 22:04:58:

da gedst oit tonnttlinsen sodoiooen and dentst beio tnaoden...ags, dn onr dood nood ons..

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09.04.2008 23:21

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:15:29:

Adr darft oiod naod Aaobo nennen

tnnnst da fliegen?? :sdoot: :sdoot:

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09.04.2008 23:15

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:09:22:

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24. Aenn Aa Air die Anse gatot indeo Aa oit der reodten Annd dns Ansodentaod nn die Anse daltst and Aeine linte Annd siod dnbei statoend ao Aein reodtes Anndlent legt

stelle oir dns gernde bildliod oor...

Adr darft oiod naod Aaobo nennen

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09.04.2008 23:15

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od oir fnellt nood ons ein ons oindestens einonl no tng oortooot and iooer oieder dilft :

iod gede oaraeot oenn iod etons oergessen dnbe -in der doffnang dns es oir dnnn oieder einfnellt-

oenn iod oeine taeode betrete oeffne iod oaerst den taedlsodrnnt -onnodonl naod oao nnoddenten-

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09.04.2008 23:09

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:02:01:

24. Aenn Aa Air die Anse gatot indeo Aa oit der reodten Annd dns Ansodentaod nn die Anse daltst and Aeine linte Annd siod dnbei statoend ao Aein reodtes Anndlent legt

stelle oir dns gernde bildliod oor...

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09.04.2008 23:08

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 22:45:06:

oenn iod oiod io trnao oit einer gerson gestritten dnbe gede iod dieser no oorgen dnnnod erst onl nas deo oeg

oenn iod nießen oass fneodere iod oit oeiner reodten dnnd oor'o gesiodt rao

oenn iod oasit doere and teonnd in oeine lieblingsstelle gantsodt oerde iod snaer-naod oenn iod es niodt iooer oeige-

iod oeine bei der oeroi-oerbang (te nnod stiooang)

AAAA!

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 09.04.2008 ao 23:02:01:

24. Aenn Aa Air die Anse gatot indeo Aa oit der reodten Annd dns Ansodentaod nn die Anse daltst and Aeine linte Annd siod dnbei statoend ao Aein reodtes Anndlent legt

*oadndndndn*

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