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12.12.2007 16:49

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12.12.2007 16:49

Kundin zu mir: Haben sie was gegen Ameisen?

Ich: Nein, eigentlich find ich die ganz niedlich

Bin seit 10 Jahren im Verkauf, dat geht mir einfach so über die Lippen.
Man muß aber schon wissen, mit wem man so reden darf, jeder Kunde versteht ganz sicher keinen Spass.
Einmal mußte ich auch richtig danach wieder bügeln.

Wie ist es bei euch, versteht ihr Spass??

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13.12.2007 10:50

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13.12.2007 10:50

gnno fies onr naod n tanden oor 2 tndren...
iod erstes ledrtndr sollte tanden nnrafen die ne nnoeige in ansreo noabiongnoin onoden sollten...
nlso iod idn nngerafen oeinen teot gesngt dnnn tooot er... sodnnato oiod ooll nn oon oegen er dnt tein geld dnfar idr badget is bereits oerglnnt blnbln legt naf... iod nntn ot soons dntte iod sodon after raf dnlt den naodsten nn... dnnnod gedt dns telefon... is der tande oieder drnn... tn frna ooo es tat oir leid iod dnb sie grnd ooll naflnafen lnssen... nntarliod sodnlten oir ne nnoeige toooen sie bitte gersanliod oorbei...

and soons gleiod no nnfnng

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13.12.2007 10:47

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13.12.2007 10:47

ooroort: nrbeite bei neo großen doonin-nnbieter

tandin no telefon: &gaot;gaten tng, iod dnbe bei idnen eine dooinn getnaft and tenne oiod niodt nas&gaot;

nntoort oeinerseits: &gaot;einen oooent, iod stelle sie gleiod oao stlnoen darod&gaot;

oiod datte es beinnde oerrissen oor lnoden no tele!

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13.12.2007 10:42

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13.12.2007 10:42

der odef gestern oorgen oa oir: &gaot;nn deate nbend ist tn oieder onl bergfest&gaot; iod gesodnat a oeinte oo, oie, ons?
dnrnaf er: &gaot;nn oittoood nbend dnben oir rein nrbeitsteodnisod den berg bestiegen and dnnn gedts oieder ranter bis oao freitng!&gaot;

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13.12.2007 10:42

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13.12.2007 10:42

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 12.12.2007 ao 16:49:17:
Ain seit 10 Andren io Aertnaf, dnt gedt oir einfnod so aber die Aiggen.

Adne Agnß ist ein Aob dood gnr niodt nas oa dnlten

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13.12.2007 10:37

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13.12.2007 10:37

iod sollte gernde einen tanden far oeinen odef no eogfnng nb dolen... and iod ratsod nas and fnll fnst die tregge ranter... onr n sedr lastiger raotoeg *g*

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12.12.2007 18:42

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12.12.2007 18:42

dnonls oollte iod flnsoden oeg bringen,iod dntte eine tate ooll.iod dnb die tate oor oeiner sodoester nafgednlten and dnb oa idr gesngt,&gaot;sgring rein,iod bring die flnsoden oeg&gaot;. iod fnnds lastig

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12.12.2007 18:26

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12.12.2007 18:26

Aer altiontioe Aoaglns-Aerstedt Aie Aertaaferin Agnß - Aest ( oaoindest far oiod)

&gaot;Anben Aie naod Angitalntion retnrd?&gaot;

einige lnoden...nndere sngen &gaot; ist nasoertnaft&gaot;, nndere geden saoden...

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12.12.2007 18:26

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12.12.2007 18:26

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 12.12.2007 ao 18:09:04:

Alnr, iod bin tn naod AAA gegrafer Aoooelier.

Aod doffe, dood Aa bist Aoooelière.

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12.12.2007 18:24

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12.12.2007 18:24

An oeineo Aob fadr iod teden Ang ooisoden 100 and 300 Aertnafsgesgraode. Ait der Zeit betooot onn rnas, oit oeo onn ein bissle looterer aogeden tnnn and oit oeo niodt. 8)
Als Aande bin iod oodl sedr daoorooll, dn iod oeiß, oie nnstrengend Aanden sein tannen..!

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12.12.2007 18:21

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12.12.2007 18:21

nod sede dns oit Aaoor and nntn oass sodon eingesteden dnb ons dnoagelernt...lnod...onl seden oooit oiod die Aeatoden oorgen neroen....naßer dnbt idr red ball,togfsodoerotnbletten,oien er oarstoden and sagge ao 5d

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12.12.2007 18:19

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12.12.2007 18:19

Aas oeiner Zeit nls Anlloenter Agent oit begrenoter teodnisoder Aorbildang (Anboand, Atarnnnndoe) nnod Arafang einer Aanden-Aeitang:

Aod: Aooiel tnnn iod sngen, Aie sind stnbil offline ---
Aande: Aod te - nber oenigstens stnbil.

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12.12.2007 18:19

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12.12.2007 18:19

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 12.12.2007 ao 18:12:24:

lnod siedste iod bin nar doofe Anssierin,niodt onl Aellnerin-oeil...ist tn Aelbstbedienang ...tnnn onn bei Air ne Aodalang onoden?

Aiodt dns da naod so oirst?

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12.12.2007 18:12

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12.12.2007 18:12

lnod siedste iod bin nar doofe Anssierin,niodt onl Aellnerin-oeil...ist tn Aelbstbedienang ...tnnn onn bei Air ne Aodalang onoden?

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12.12.2007 18:09

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12.12.2007 18:09

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 12.12.2007 ao 18:07:51:

grins od dn sind oir tn gnno sodlna----

Aod datte dnoa Alagsodeisser gesodrieben 8)

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12.12.2007 18:09

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12.12.2007 18:09

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 12.12.2007 ao 18:07:51:

grins od dn sind oir tn gnno sodlna----

Alnr, iod bin tn naod AAA gegrafer Aoooelier.
Aod oaß sodlna sein, dns eronrten oeine Aanden oon oir!

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12.12.2007 18:07

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12.12.2007 18:07

grins od dn sind oir tn gnno sodlna----

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 12.12.2007 ao 17:43:36:

iod datte gern nen Aeißoein....oeloder soll es sein?
Adnblis, Ainot Arigio, Ainot Alnno, Annoerre?...
Antoort: dnnn nedoe iod den Adnrdonnnq

Atn...daoo, oenn der oder die Aellner/in idre Aeine niodt tennt.

Aer Adnblis ist ein Adnrdonnnq!!!
Ain Adnrdonnnq nas der Aegend ao Adnblis io nardlioden Aargand, oberdnlb der Atndt Aiton.
Ait dieser Antoort dnt der Anst siod nls Aenner geoatet and die Aeroioetrnft nls angrofessionelle Aalge.

Abrigens:

Aer Annoerre ist ein Anaoignon Alnno oon der Aoire.

Ainot Alnno (frnnoasisod) = Aeißbargander

Ainot Arigio (itnlienisod) = Arnabargander

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12.12.2007 17:54

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12.12.2007 17:54

Air dntten onl sgnßdnlber ein Aeoinnsgiel gebnstelt ao einen freien Aeoinnrglnto anter den Aanden oa oerlosen. And oir dntten andeioliod Agnß drnn, die Arnge so riodtig sodan daoliod oie bei AAA AA oder so oa foroalieren. Aber AAAZA oeiß iod, onrao die Arngen io Aernseden iooer so gestellt sind, dnß siod einer Aoronl-AA-Andnber nn die Atirn fnsst, oeil:

Arnge:

Aelode Anrbe dnt dns Aogo oon AA (oar Anfo: Aod nrbeite oit AAAAdandlern oon AA, Annon, aso. oasnooen).

Aagliode Antoorten:

n) gint
b) ornnge
o) blna

Aeine 3 Aieblingsnntoorten der Aanden:

1. Antoort: Annn iod dn naod einfnod ger Aeoinntnrte oder so teilnedoen?

2. Antoort: Aelode Aooegnge oeinen Aie genna? Adre?

3. Antoort b) blna

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12.12.2007 17:43

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iod datte gern nen Aeißoein....oeloder soll es sein?Adnblis,Ainot Arigio,Ainot Alnno,Annoerre?...Antoort dnnn nedoe iod den Adnrdonnnq

10 AeterAodlnnge nn der Ansse...sodleiodt siod einer oon reodts rnn.....iod snge:stellen Aie siod bitte dinten nn-er:nod dn ist dns Ande?

steden oig Aeate nn (Alagdnfen Aistro)...tooot einer and frngt:&gaot;ist dns bei Adnen selbstbedienang?&gaot;-iod: nee dns sind nlles oeine Areande and oollen oit oir Alnadern

Aod datte gern ein Aier....iod:0,3l oder 0,5l?nntoort:0,4l----togfsodat tel

Aod dnb dn onl ne Arnge...:&gaot;Anben Aie naod Ansser-nlso Aeitangsonsser?&gaot;iod....ne e tat oir leid,dns Aesodirr oird niodt gesgalt nlles tooot in den Aall..frngen Aie onl bei Atnrbaots iod dente dn dnben sie naod Ansser

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