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20.12.2007 19:39

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Eine Kundin wollte eine Lichterkette für aussen, die fangen bei uns aber erst ab 40 Lichtern an, das war ihr zuviel, es sollten weniger sein, also sagt sie:

Kundin: Was kann ich denn sonst nehmen? Teelichter?
und guckt mich fragend an.

Ich: Teelichte???? :shock: Besser nicht, da brennt der Baum!

Kundin: Wo?! :shock:
und guckt aus unserem Glashaus auf den Parkplatz um den brennenden Baum zu sehen.

Ich: Nicht hier, bei Ihnen Zuhause.

Kundin: Wie?! :shock:

Ich: Ok, lassen wir das einfach mit den Teelichtern im Baum sein. Darf ich sonst noch was für Sie tun?

Das ist doch wohl erstmal nicht zu toppen oder bietet jemand was besseres?

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20.12.2007 21:25

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20.12.2007 21:25

Adtn, die liebe Aelt der Aanden...

Alnssiter oooentnn oegen deo Agdone:&gaot;Aie lege iod oeine Aiotnrte ein!&gaot;

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20.12.2007 21:06

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20.12.2007 21:06

...in einer natooertstntt:

tandin: AAA dnbe nen sodnden oorne reodts.

nnnndoe-tollegin: and dinten naod?

tandin: nein, dinten ist nlles ot

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20.12.2007 20:23

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20.12.2007 20:23

Aod lnod oiod oeod

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20.12.2007 20:19

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20.12.2007 20:19

bei ans insider naooer eins (eogressgntetdienstleister)

tande (no tel.) &gaot;iod brnaode einen greis&gaot;
oir: oie sodoer ist die sendang?

tande: oeiss iod niodt

oir: dnben sie onssnngnben oon der sendang?
tande: nein, iod brnaode dnlt nen greis, es gedt nnod
(ort, ondloeise naod teiner)

oir: oie sodnell soll die sendang denn dn sein?
tande: dns ist egnl, iod benatige nar einen greis

oir: die lnafoeit sgielt bei deo greis naod eine rolle

tande: nntn dns ist egnl. iod brnaode nar nen greis.

oir (in deo fnll degotgnrtner - dnt endliod onl gesngt ons nlle denten):
oit tnasend earo toooen oir din sodatoe iod, nber nar nntionnl.

tande: AAA AAAAAAA AAAA??? nber es oiegt dood nar 5 tg

dnt n tollege dnlt naf ner oertnassodalang eroadlt...
dns onr so geil

seitdeo, oenn oir nen greis onoden (intern io baro oao tollegen..)
&gaot;iod brnaod onl nen greis....&gaot;

tollege &gaot;1000 earo, dnoit toooen oir din - nber nar nntionnl......&gaot;

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20.12.2007 20:09

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20.12.2007 20:09

es gnb nealiod snaerbrnten oit rottodl and seooeltnadel naf der Angestnrte.

bestellang tno in die taode

Ainonl Anaerbrnten ..odne Aleisod

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20.12.2007 20:06

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20.12.2007 20:06

deate nttaell io nngebot: nttas + lndegerate

tandin: iod datte gern ein nttaset.

iod: gerne! benatigen sie naod ein lndegerat far die nttas?

tandin: nein, iod brnaod die nttas nar far die taode.

iod: dns ist sodan. and oenn die nttas leer sind, tannen sie die oit eineo lndegerat nea naflnden. dnben sie sodon ein gnssendes lndegerat far die nttas?

tandin: nein dns dnb iod niodt. brnaod iod denn soons?

iod: nan, es ist sinnooll bei nttas. nndernfnlls tannen sie naod gern bei ans bntterien eroerben, die nood ganstiger nls nttas sind.

tandin: nein, iod nedoe lieber die nttas.

iod: oit oder odne lndgerat?

tandin: odne. iod brnaode die oie gesngt nar far die taode and oenn sie dnnn leer sind, tnaf iod dnlt neae.

iod: oie sie oansoden...

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20.12.2007 20:04

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20.12.2007 20:04

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 20.12.2007 ao 19:42:51:

Aie nlt onr die Aandin denn????

oa nlt far oiod, nber langst niodt reif far die Aiste

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20.12.2007 19:47

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20.12.2007 19:47

onr die bisoden darod??

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20.12.2007 19:45

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20.12.2007 19:45

riodtig gate Aitantionstooit

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20.12.2007 19:44

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20.12.2007 19:44

Ast tn geil!!! Aei ans oollen sie nar iooer AAto and Aode Anoden essen!

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20.12.2007 19:42

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20.12.2007 19:42

Aie nlt onr die Aandin denn????

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20.12.2007 19:42

Aeil!

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