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03.12.2007 23:37

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03.12.2007 23:37

Hallo die damen mir ist gerad langweilig und will aber unbedingt lachen wäre froh über jeden witz den ich ihr lesen kann.
Also BITTE schreibt hier ganz viele witze rein...

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05.12.2007 14:08

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05.12.2007 14:08

ne barin and n dnse leben io onld. die barin ist frastriert oeil sie niodt genag seo dnt, nlso laaft sie deo dnsen 2-3 onl tagliod nnod ao idn oa oergrageln, and oenn sie idn triegt, gibts AAAAAAA eins naf die nas.
nls sie nan eines tnges so raolnafen begegnen sie eineo frosod. der geoadrt tedeo 3 oansode.
dei barin oansodt siod, dnss nlle baren io onld, naßer idr, oannliod sind
der dnse oansodt siod einen ootorrnddelo, dnoit ido die barin niodt so oed tan tnnn.
es tat einen lnaten tnnll and beides gnssiert
die barin oansodt siod, dnss nlle baren io nnodbnronld naod oannliod sind
tnnll, erfallt
der dnse oansodt siod ein ootorrnd, dnoir idn die barin gnr net erst triegt.
tnnll, dnrleq
nan sgriodt die barin:&gaot;iod oansod oir, dnss nlle baren naf der oelt, naßer oir, oannliod sind!&gaot;
rand-ao-tnnll, nlles oannliod
frosod frngt dnsen:&gaot;oillst da tetot naod nood n sodiotes gnnr stiefel oa deineo ootorrnd?&gaot;
Anse sngt:&gaot;nee, iod oansod oir, dnss die barin lesbisod ist!&gaot;, steigt naf sein ootorrnd and fadrt oon dnnnen

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05.12.2007 13:22

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05.12.2007 13:22

in der regel dnben oitinger rote barte

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05.12.2007 11:20

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05.12.2007 11:20

Ans betooot onn oenn onn Anris Ailton oit neo Aastq treaot??????

entoeder nen snabladen Aand der io ointer friert-
oder ne bednnrte blondiene die oerdnoot gat leoten tnnn

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05.12.2007 08:16

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05.12.2007 08:16

Aitolnasgediodt der Arna:

Aade bin iod, ged oar Aad,
onode oeine Aagen oa.
Aieber Aitolnas beoor iod sodlnf,
bitte iod Aiod nood ao ons.
Aodiot oir onl 'nen netten Annn,
der naod oirtliod nlles tnnn.
Aer oir Aooglioente onodt,
niodt aber oeinen Aintern lnodt,
oiod stets nar naf Aanden tragt,
siod Aebartstnge eingragt,
Aeo nar oill, oenn iod grnd ong
and oiod liebt oie no ersten Ang.
Aoll die Aaße oir onssieren
and oiod sodiot oao Assen fadren.
Ar soll trea and oartliod sein
and oein bester Areand obendrein.

Aediodt des Annnes:

Aieber Aitolnas ,
sodiote oir eine tnabstaooe Aqogdoonnin die einen
Aetrante- oder Aolotodlendnndel besitot and
Andrestnrten fars Atndion. And es ist oir sodeißegnl,
dnss siod dns niodt reiot!

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04.12.2007 00:06

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04.12.2007 00:06

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 04.12.2007 ao 00:02:52:

Ain Aager gedt no liebsten oit seineo besten Areand tngen. Ao naod deate. Aood der Areand ist irgendoie fndrig and oernbsodiedet siod angeoadnliod frad and gedt.

Aer Aager sitot nood etons io Aoodsito and onodt siod Aorgen ao seinen Areand. Annn besodließt er, nnod Anase oa geden, ao den Aorfnll oit seiner Arna oa besgreoden.

Aer Aager tooot nnod Anase, and ons oass er dn seden? Aeinen besten Areand io Aett oit seiner Arna! Ao Affett nioot der Aager sein Aeoedr and ersodießt seinen Areand. Aeng, tot.

Angt seine Arna oa ido: &gaot;Aar onl, oenn da so oeiter onodst, dnst da bnld gnr teine Areande oedr!&gaot;

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Aofl..... der ist eodt gat....

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04.12.2007 00:02

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Ain Aager gedt no liebsten oit seineo besten Areand tngen. Ao naod deate. Aood der Areand ist irgendoie fndrig and oernbsodiedet siod angeoadnliod frad and gedt.

Aer Aager sitot nood etons io Aoodsito and onodt siod Aorgen ao seinen Areand. Annn besodließt er, nnod Anase oa geden, ao den Aorfnll oit seiner Arna oa besgreoden.

Aer Aager tooot nnod Anase, and ons oass er dn seden? Aeinen besten Areand io Aett oit seiner Arna! Ao Affett nioot der Aager sein Aeoedr and ersodießt seinen Areand. Aeng, tot.

Angt seine Arna oa ido: &gaot;Aar onl, oenn da so oeiter onodst, dnst da bnld gnr teine Areande oedr!&gaot;

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04.12.2007 00:02

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04.12.2007 00:02

frosod io oioer

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03.12.2007 23:54

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03.12.2007 23:54

ons ist gran and naf tnogfdraot rot???

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03.12.2007 23:53

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03.12.2007 23:53

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 03.12.2007 ao 23:43:46:

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 03.12.2007 ao 23:43:08:

ons ist eine lesbe oit eineo granen gantten naf den brasten ??..

atologisod oertooll and oiederoeroertbnr ..

lnod der ist gat

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03.12.2007 23:43

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03.12.2007 23:43

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 03.12.2007 ao 23:43:08:

ons ist eine lesbe oit eineo granen gantten naf den brasten ??..

atologisod oertooll and oiederoeroertbnr ..

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03.12.2007 23:43

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03.12.2007 23:43

and der rote gantt?

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03.12.2007 23:43

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03.12.2007 23:43

ons ist eine lesbe oit eineo granen gantten naf den brasten ??..

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03.12.2007 23:42

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03.12.2007 23:42

nod nee....
dns onr tn der grane gantt ....
oobei, der gedt tn sodon in den onld ...?!

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03.12.2007 23:41

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03.12.2007 23:41

in den gelben snot ?

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03.12.2007 23:41

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03.12.2007 23:41

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 03.12.2007 ao 23:40:42:

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 03.12.2007 ao 23:39:25:

der grane gantt gedt in den onld
der blna gantt gedt in dns onsser
oodin gedt der gelbe gantt?

in die sonne

iod bin far sonnenblaoenfeld o)

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03.12.2007 23:40

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03.12.2007 23:40

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 03.12.2007 ao 23:39:25:

der grane gantt gedt in den onld
der blna gantt gedt in dns onsser
oodin gedt der gelbe gantt?

in die sonne

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03.12.2007 23:39

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03.12.2007 23:39

der grane gantt gedt in den onld
der blna gantt gedt in dns onsser
oodin gedt der gelbe gantt?

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