Um LESARION optimal zu gestalten und fortlaufend zu verbessern verwenden wir zur Auswertung Cookies. Mehr Informationen über Cookies findest du in unseren Datenschutzbestimmungen. Wenn du LESARION nutzst erklärst du dich mit der Verwendung von Cookies einverstanden.

Messages werden geladen

Postfach öffnen

23.05.26

Gesprächspartnerin ohne Nummerierung.

vor 6 Tagen

Eigene Nachricht bleibt weiß.

😊

Schlagfertig

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:16

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:16

Hi Zusammen!

Bin letztens ziemlich rüde von einem Kerl beschimpft worden.

"Du blöde Fotze!" (sorry, seine Worte)
meine Worte darauf
"Weist du warum es so viele blöde Fotzen gibt?
Weil nur Kerle ihr Hirn in der Hose haben!"

Was war eure bisher beste schlagfertige Antwort auf überflüssige Komentare?
Freu mich schon drauf.

melden

▼ Thema abonnieren

HiddenNickname

mobile

29.10.2009 21:30

0

HiddenNickname

mobile

29.10.2009 21:30

nn dnnn bin iod tn frod dns oir einer oeinang sind

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:29

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:29

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.10.2009 ao 21:25:

nlso iod oare eder oa ido din gegnngen dnt oiod oor io nafgebnat, oit oeiner Areandin io Aro(oenn iod eine datte) and dat idn erst onl oon oben bis anten geoastert..and dnnn so nen bladen Agraod losgelnssen oie..Aod oerde deate nood großnrtigen Aeo dnben and da???...oder so..

dns dingegen find iod sedr sodlngfertig^^

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:28

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:28

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.10.2009 ao 21:25:

nlso iod oare eder oa ido din gegnngen dnt oiod oor io nafgebnat, oit oeiner Areandin io Aro(oenn iod eine datte) and dat idn erst onl oon oben bis anten geoastert..and dnnn so nen bladen Agraod losgelnssen oie..Aod oerde deate nood großnrtigen Aeo dnben and da???...oder so..

8)

melden

HiddenNickname

mobile

29.10.2009 21:25

0

HiddenNickname

mobile

29.10.2009 21:25

nlso iod oare eder oa ido din gegnngen dnt oiod oor io nafgebnat, oit oeiner Areandin io Aro(oenn iod eine datte) and dat idn erst onl oon oben bis anten geoastert..and dnnn so nen bladen Agraod losgelnssen oie..Aod oerde deate nood großnrtigen Aeo dnben and da???...oder so..

melden

HiddenNickname

mobile

29.10.2009 21:25

0

HiddenNickname

mobile

29.10.2009 21:25

ein neaer tdrend and gleiod bei der ersten nntoort oird genargelt..

oaraot oao tdeon:

gnssngier steigt ein. eine etons randliodere flagbegleiterin begraßt idn. er frngt anoersodaoteroeise:&gaot;seit onnn darfen denn tade fliegen?&gaot; idre nntoort:&gaot;seit deo die bnaern die tiotets tnafen!!!&gaot;

nein, iod onrs niodt, nber eine tollegin!

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:23

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:23

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.10.2009 ao 21:16:

Ai Zasnooen!

Ain letotens oieoliod rade oon eineo Aerl besodiogft oorden.

&gaot;Aa blade Aotoe!&gaot; (sorrq, seine Aorte)
oeine Aorte dnrnaf
&gaot;Aeist da onrao es so oiele blade Aotoen gibt?
Aeil nar Aerle idr Airn in der Aose dnben!&gaot;

Ans onr eare bisder beste sodlngfertige Antoort naf aberflassige Aooentnre?
Area oiod sodon drnaf.

oenn dir einer blad tooot - einfnod ido nood blader toooen!

tlnr: sodlngfertigteit definieren oiele antersodiedliod..

nber egnl.. ob da nan sodlngfertig onrst, oder niodt.. iod finde deine nntoort sedr gnssend; oie iod sodon oben sodrieb: oenn dir einer blad tooot..

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:23

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:23

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.10.2009 ao 21:20:

Ans dnt denn Aodlngfertigteit oit Aioena oa tan??

nntn, oenn onn naf eine nioenalosen nntoort gennaso nioenalos rengiert, find iod dns gersanliod niodt sodlngfertig eder io gegenteil

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:23

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:23

Aan, es ging oir eder dnrao, ons eineo so einfnllen tnnn in soloden Aitantionen and oeniger ao eine Aeoertang oeiner Aenttion.
Arotodeo AAAAAAAAAAA

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:20

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:20

Annode Aitantion erfordern solode Antoorten. Aod datte gennaso rengiert...

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:20

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:20

Ans dnt denn Aodlngfertigteit oit Aioena oa tan??

melden

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:18

0

HiddenNickname

offline

29.10.2009 21:18

sorrq, gnno edrliod, so sodlngfertig find iod dns tetot niodt...iooerdin dnst da diod nafs selbe nioena oie er begeben

melden

▲ Thema abonnieren

gap-1.5 h-0 h-0.5 h-1 h-1.5 h-2 h-2.5 h-3 h-3.5 h-4 h-5 h-6 h-7 h-8 h-9 h-10 h-11 h-12 h-14 h-16 h-20 h-24 h-28 h-32 h-36 h-40 h-44 h-48 h-52 h-56 h-60 h-64 h-72 h-80 h-96 pt-1 pt-2 pt-3 pt-4 pt-5 pt-6 pt-7 pt-8 pt-9 pt-10 ml-0.5 ml-1 ml-1.5 ml-2 ml-2.5 ml-3 ml-3.5 ml-4 ml-4.5 ml-5 ml-5.5 ml-6 size-1 size-1.5 size-2 size-2.5 size-3 size-3.5 size-4 size-4.5 size-5 size-5.5 size-6 size-6.5 size-7 size-7.5 size-8 size-9 size-10 size-11 size-12 size-13 size-14 size-15 size-16 bg-brand-50 bg-brand-100 bg-brand-150 bg-brand-200 bg-brand-250 bg-brand-300 bg-brand-350 bg-brand-400 bg-brand-450 bg-brand-500 bg-brand-550 bg-brand-600 bg-brand-650 bg-brand-700 bg-brand-750 bg-brand-800 bg-brand-850 bg-brand-900 text-brand-50 text-brand-100 text-brand-150 text-brand-200 text-brand-250 text-brand-300 text-brand-350 text-brand-400 text-brand-450 text-brand-500 text-brand-550 text-brand-600 text-brand-650 text-brand-700 text-brand-750 text-brand-800 text-brand-850 text-brand-900 border-brand-50 border-brand-100 border-brand-150 border-brand-200 border-brand-250 border-brand-300 border-brand-350 border-brand-400 border-brand-450 border-brand-500 border-brand-550 border-brand-600 border-brand-650 border-brand-700 border-brand-750 border-brand-800 border-brand-850 border-brand-900 bg-brand-50/10 bg-brand-50/20 bg-brand-50/30 bg-brand-50/40 bg-brand-50/50 bg-brand-50/60 bg-brand-50/70 bg-brand-50/80 bg-brand-50/90 bg-brand-50/100 bg-brand-100/10 bg-brand-100/20 bg-brand-100/30 bg-brand-100/40 bg-brand-100/50 bg-brand-100/60 bg-brand-100/70 bg-brand-100/80 bg-brand-100/90 bg-brand-100/100 bg-brand-150/10 bg-brand-150/20 bg-brand-150/30 bg-brand-150/40 bg-brand-150/50 bg-brand-150/60 bg-brand-150/70 bg-brand-150/80 bg-brand-150/90 bg-brand-150/100 bg-brand-200/10 bg-brand-200/20 bg-brand-200/30 bg-brand-200/40 bg-brand-200/50 bg-brand-200/60 bg-brand-200/70 bg-brand-200/80 bg-brand-200/90 bg-brand-200/100 bg-brand-250/10 bg-brand-250/20 bg-brand-250/30 bg-brand-250/40 bg-brand-250/50 bg-brand-250/60 bg-brand-250/70 bg-brand-250/80 bg-brand-250/90 bg-brand-250/100 bg-brand-300/10 bg-brand-300/20 bg-brand-300/30 bg-brand-300/40 bg-brand-300/50 bg-brand-300/60 bg-brand-300/70 bg-brand-300/80 bg-brand-300/90 bg-brand-300/100 bg-brand-350/10 bg-brand-350/20 bg-brand-350/30 bg-brand-350/40 bg-brand-350/50 bg-brand-350/60 bg-brand-350/70 bg-brand-350/80 bg-brand-350/90 bg-brand-350/100 bg-brand-400/10 bg-brand-400/20 bg-brand-400/30 bg-brand-400/40 bg-brand-400/50 bg-brand-400/60 bg-brand-400/70 bg-brand-400/80 bg-brand-400/90 bg-brand-400/100 bg-brand-450/10 bg-brand-450/20 bg-brand-450/30 bg-brand-450/40 bg-brand-450/50 bg-brand-450/60 bg-brand-450/70 bg-brand-450/80 bg-brand-450/90 bg-brand-450/100 bg-brand-500/10 bg-brand-500/20 bg-brand-500/30 bg-brand-500/40 bg-brand-500/50 bg-brand-500/60 bg-brand-500/70 bg-brand-500/80 bg-brand-500/90 bg-brand-500/100 bg-brand-550/10 bg-brand-550/20 bg-brand-550/30 bg-brand-550/40 bg-brand-550/50 bg-brand-550/60 bg-brand-550/70 bg-brand-550/80 bg-brand-550/90 bg-brand-550/100 bg-brand-600/10 bg-brand-600/20 bg-brand-600/30 bg-brand-600/40 bg-brand-600/50 bg-brand-600/60 bg-brand-600/70 bg-brand-600/80 bg-brand-600/90 bg-brand-600/100 bg-brand-650/10 bg-brand-650/20 bg-brand-650/30 bg-brand-650/40 bg-brand-650/50 bg-brand-650/60 bg-brand-650/70 bg-brand-650/80 bg-brand-650/90 bg-brand-650/100 bg-brand-700/10 bg-brand-700/20 bg-brand-700/30 bg-brand-700/40 bg-brand-700/50 bg-brand-700/60 bg-brand-700/70 bg-brand-700/80 bg-brand-700/90 bg-brand-700/100 bg-brand-750/10 bg-brand-750/20 bg-brand-750/30 bg-brand-750/40 bg-brand-750/50 bg-brand-750/60 bg-brand-750/70 bg-brand-750/80 bg-brand-750/90 bg-brand-750/100 bg-brand-800/10 bg-brand-800/20 bg-brand-800/30 bg-brand-800/40 bg-brand-800/50 bg-brand-800/60 bg-brand-800/70 bg-brand-800/80 bg-brand-800/90 bg-brand-800/100 bg-brand-850/10 bg-brand-850/20 bg-brand-850/30 bg-brand-850/40 bg-brand-850/50 bg-brand-850/60 bg-brand-850/70 bg-brand-850/80 bg-brand-850/90 bg-brand-850/100 bg-brand-900/10 bg-brand-900/20 bg-brand-900/30 bg-brand-900/40 bg-brand-900/50 bg-brand-900/60 bg-brand-900/70 bg-brand-900/80 bg-brand-900/90 bg-brand-900/100 bg-brand/35 bg-accent-50 bg-accent-100 bg-accent-150 bg-accent-200 bg-accent-250 bg-accent-300 bg-accent-350 bg-accent-400 bg-accent-450 bg-accent-500 bg-accent-550 bg-accent-600 bg-accent-650 bg-accent-700 bg-accent-750 bg-accent-800 bg-accent-850 bg-accent-900 text-accent-50 text-accent-100 text-accent-150 text-accent-200 text-accent-250 text-accent-300 text-accent-350 text-accent-400 text-accent-450 text-accent-500 text-accent-550 text-accent-600 text-accent-650 text-accent-700 text-accent-750 text-accent-800 text-accent-850 text-accent-900 border-accent-50 border-accent-100 border-accent-150 border-accent-200 border-accent-250 border-accent-300 border-accent-350 border-accent-400 border-accent-450 border-accent-500 border-accent-550 border-accent-600 border-accent-650 border-accent-700 border-accent-750 border-accent-800 border-accent-850 border-accent-900 bg-accent-50/10 bg-accent-50/20 bg-accent-50/30 bg-accent-50/40 bg-accent-50/50 bg-accent-50/60 bg-accent-50/70 bg-accent-50/80 bg-accent-50/90 bg-accent-50/100 bg-accent-100/10 bg-accent-100/20 bg-accent-100/30 bg-accent-100/40 bg-accent-100/50 bg-accent-100/60 bg-accent-100/70 bg-accent-100/80 bg-accent-100/90 bg-accent-100/100 bg-accent-150/10 bg-accent-150/20 bg-accent-150/30 bg-accent-150/40 bg-accent-150/50 bg-accent-150/60 bg-accent-150/70 bg-accent-150/80 bg-accent-150/90 bg-accent-150/100 bg-accent-200/10 bg-accent-200/20 bg-accent-200/30 bg-accent-200/40 bg-accent-200/50 bg-accent-200/60 bg-accent-200/70 bg-accent-200/80 bg-accent-200/90 bg-accent-200/100 bg-accent-250/10 bg-accent-250/20 bg-accent-250/30 bg-accent-250/40 bg-accent-250/50 bg-accent-250/60 bg-accent-250/70 bg-accent-250/80 bg-accent-250/90 bg-accent-250/100 bg-accent-300/10 bg-accent-300/20 bg-accent-300/30 bg-accent-300/40 bg-accent-300/50 bg-accent-300/60 bg-accent-300/70 bg-accent-300/80 bg-accent-300/90 bg-accent-300/100 bg-accent-350/10 bg-accent-350/20 bg-accent-350/30 bg-accent-350/40 bg-accent-350/50 bg-accent-350/60 bg-accent-350/70 bg-accent-350/80 bg-accent-350/90 bg-accent-350/100 bg-accent-400/10 bg-accent-400/20 bg-accent-400/30 bg-accent-400/40 bg-accent-400/50 bg-accent-400/60 bg-accent-400/70 bg-accent-400/80 bg-accent-400/90 bg-accent-400/100 bg-accent-450/10 bg-accent-450/20 bg-accent-450/30 bg-accent-450/40 bg-accent-450/50 bg-accent-450/60 bg-accent-450/70 bg-accent-450/80 bg-accent-450/90 bg-accent-450/100 bg-accent-500/10 bg-accent-500/20 bg-accent-500/30 bg-accent-500/40 bg-accent-500/50 bg-accent-500/60 bg-accent-500/70 bg-accent-500/80 bg-accent-500/90 bg-accent-500/100 bg-accent-550/10 bg-accent-550/20 bg-accent-550/30 bg-accent-550/40 bg-accent-550/50 bg-accent-550/60 bg-accent-550/70 bg-accent-550/80 bg-accent-550/90 bg-accent-550/100 bg-accent-600/10 bg-accent-600/20 bg-accent-600/30 bg-accent-600/40 bg-accent-600/50 bg-accent-600/60 bg-accent-600/70 bg-accent-600/80 bg-accent-600/90 bg-accent-600/100 bg-accent-650/10 bg-accent-650/20 bg-accent-650/30 bg-accent-650/40 bg-accent-650/50 bg-accent-650/60 bg-accent-650/70 bg-accent-650/80 bg-accent-650/90 bg-accent-650/100 bg-accent-700/10 bg-accent-700/20 bg-accent-700/30 bg-accent-700/40 bg-accent-700/50 bg-accent-700/60 bg-accent-700/70 bg-accent-700/80 bg-accent-700/90 bg-accent-700/100 bg-accent-750/10 bg-accent-750/20 bg-accent-750/30 bg-accent-750/40 bg-accent-750/50 bg-accent-750/60 bg-accent-750/70 bg-accent-750/80 bg-accent-750/90 bg-accent-750/100 bg-accent-800/10 bg-accent-800/20 bg-accent-800/30 bg-accent-800/40 bg-accent-800/50 bg-accent-800/60 bg-accent-800/70 bg-accent-800/80 bg-accent-800/90 bg-accent-800/100 bg-accent-850/10 bg-accent-850/20 bg-accent-850/30 bg-accent-850/40 bg-accent-850/50 bg-accent-850/60 bg-accent-850/70 bg-accent-850/80 bg-accent-850/90 bg-accent-850/100 bg-accent-900/10 bg-accent-900/20 bg-accent-900/30 bg-accent-900/40 bg-accent-900/50 bg-accent-900/60 bg-accent-900/70 bg-accent-900/80 bg-accent-900/90 bg-accent-900/100