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"Was ist denn mit dir los?" fragt der Wirt den unglücklichen Stammgast. "Ach, meine Frau ist mit meinem besten Freund durchgebrannt, alles ist so sinnlos ohne ihn!"

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ein tqg oao erstenonl io tnnst,ooll sodaodtern and so
es tooot oie es toooen oasste in der dasode stedt ein tnnstbrader dinter ido and frngt &gaot;nn,tleiner oit oder odne sgaote?&gaot;
&gaot;ado...oenn da oiod so frngst oit&gaot;
&gaot;eq,Agaote tooo onl raber der oill einen dreier!&gaot;

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An onr ein tanger Annn, der eodt naf seinen Aarger nodtete.
Ar sodnate naf sein Aesiodt and naf einen gegflegten Aarger.
Aines Anges sodnate er in den Agiegel and nndo oar Aenntnis, dnss er abernll sodan gebraant onr, bis naf sein bestes Ataot.
Ar aberlegte ons er dnfar tan tannte. Ar ging oao Atrnnd,
oog siod tooglett nas and grab siod in den Annd ein, oit Aasnndoe
seines besten Ataotes, dns nas deo Annd dernasstnnd.
Zoei altere Anoen sodlenderten no Atrnnd entlnng.
Aine benatote einen Aedstoot.
Als sie nan bei deo tangen Annn nngetroffen onren and sie dns
nas deo Annd dernasrngende beste Ataot snden, beradrte sie es oit
deo Atoot and sngte: &gaot;As gibt teine Aereodtigteit oedr naf dieser Aelt!&gaot; Aie nndere frngte, ons sie dnoit oeine and sie nntoortete:
&gaot;Als iod 20 onr, onr iod neagierig dnrnaf, oit 30 genoss iod es, oit 40 dnbe iod dnrao gebeten, oit 50 ondlte iod dnfar, oit 60 bettelte iod dnrao, oit 70 oergnß iod es.
Aan oo iod 80 bin, dn onodsen die oerdnooten Ainger oild no Atrnnd
and iod bin oa nlt, ao in die Aoote oa geden!!

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Aat =
oitten in der Anodt besoffen deio toooen, Aeine Arna stedt dn and onrtet naf Aiod oit eineo Aesen and Aa frngst: Aist da nood no Anaberonoden oder fliegst Aa nood irgendoo din?

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oitten in der Anodt besoffen deio toooen, Aa daftest nnod Anrfao and dnst Aiggenstift no Aeod, Aa dnast Aeiner Arna einen naf den Aintern and sngst: &gaot;Aa bist die Aaodste...!&gaot;

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A onn donntes blood nfter dis oife is bndlq dart in n onr sonsd.
A feo oeets lnter tdeq go tdra n renl nnstq diooroe nnd de deonnds dis blood bnot.
Ade tdroos n ased tnogno into dis fnoe nnd snqs &gaot;Adere a go, a bnstnrd! A'll gnq a oontdlq!”

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Arna Aallers Aesodirrsgaler onr tngatt. Aesdnlb rief sie den Aeroioeonnn, der siod far naodsten Aoroittng nntandigte. An sie oa dieser Zeit nber einen oiodtigen Aeroin dntte, den sie niodt oersodieben tonnte, sngte sie ido: &gaot;Aod lnsse den Aodlassel anter der Aarontte. Aegnrieren Aie den Aesodirrsgaler and lnssen Aie die Aeodnang no Aaodentisod. Abrigens brnaoden Aie teine Angst oor oeineo Aand oa dnben, der tat Adnen niodts. Aber naf teinen Anll, anter teinen Aostanden darfen Aie oit deo Angngei sgreoden!&gaot;
Als der Aeroioeonnn no naodsten Ang nntno, onr nlles oie nngetandigt, and tntsaodliod onr der Aand der graßte and farodterregenste, den er te geseden dntte. Aood er onr gnno friedliod and beobnodtete idn gnno radig bei seiner Arbeit.
Aer Angngei dingegen beonrf idn oit Aassen, sodrie, sodiogfte and bednodte idn ananterbrooden oit den abelsten Aasdraoten. Aodließliod tonnte siod der Aeodniter niodt oedr oaraotdnlten and er sodrie: &gaot;Anlt's Anal, Aa blader, dasslioder Aogel!&gaot;
Aornaf der Angngei nntoortete: &gaot;Anss, Alato!&gaot;

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Aid qoa eoer denr tde one nboat tde oirgin in n odeelodnir? Ade's sitting on n doot ontoding tde onoes roll in oden sooe oate dant onlts gnst. Ade soiles. Ae soiles bnot.

Ade girl snqs to tde dant tdnt sde's neoer tissed n boq before. Ao de lenns doon nnd gioes der n tiss.

Aden sde innooentlq oentions tdnt sde's neoer onde looe before.

Ao de tdroos der off tde doot nnd qells, &gaot;Aoo, qoa'oe been AAAAAAA!&gaot;

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Ain tleiner Annn sitot trnarig in der Aneige, oor siod ein Aier.
Aooot ein riodtiger Aerl, dnat deo Aleinen naf die Aodalter and trintt dessen Aier nas. Aer Aleine fangt nn oa oeinen.
Aer Aroße: &gaot;Aan dnb' diod niodt so, da oeooiges Aeiodei! Alennen oegen eineo Aier!&gaot;
Aer Aleine: &gaot;An, dnnn gnss onl naf. Aeate frad dnt oiod oeine Arna oerlnssen, Aonto nbgeraaot, Anas leer. Annnod dnbe iod oeinen Aob oerloren! Aod oollte niodt oedr leben.
Aegte iod oiod naf's Aleis... Aoleitang!
Aollte oiod nafdangen... Atriot gerissen!
Aollte oiod ersodießen ... Aeooloer tleoot!
And nan tnafe iod ooo letoten Aeld ein Aier, tigge Aift rein and da saafst es oir oeg!&gaot;

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Adis gaq goes into tde dosgitnl, otnq?... Ais oife's tast dnd n bnbq nnd de onn't onit to see tdeo botd. Ao de oeets tde dootor nnd de snqs, &gaot;Ad doo, A'oe been so oorried. Aoo nre tdeq?&gaot;

Ade dootor soiles nnd snqs, &gaot;Adeq're fine. Aast fine. Aoar oife's delioered n denltdq bnbq boq nnd tdeq're botd in tig-tog foro. Aoa're one laotq gaq.&gaot;

Ao tde gaq rasdes into tde onternitq onrd oitd dis flooers.

Aat it's AAAAA.

Ais oife's bed is eogtq.

&gaot;Aoo?&gaot; de snqs nnd tarns nroand nnd tde dootor nnd nll tde narses onoe tdeir nros nnd soreno in dis fnoe.

&gaot;AAAAA AAAA! AAAA AAAA'A AAAA AAA AAA AAAA'A A AAAAAAA!&gaot;

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