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22.08.2007 14:36

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Egal ob platt, fies, schwarz, eklig oder heiter bis wolkig.

Sagt die Frau abends im Bett zu ihrem Mann: "Schatz, ich würde zu gerne mit einer anderen Frau schlafen." - "Ja, Liebling. Ich auch."

"Herr Doktor, kann ich mit Durchfall baden?" - "Ja, klar. Wenn sie die Wanne vollbekommen."

Frau beim Metzger: "Ich hätte gerne die große Salami da!"
Metzger: "In Scheiben oder am Stück?"
Sie: "Am Stück! Ich hab `ne Möse keinen CD Wechsler!"

2 Yetis im Himalaya.
"Du, gestern habe ich den Reinhold Messner gesehen." - "Was? Den gibt es wirklich?"

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22.08.2007 15:38

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Ain Annn oit Aaotel tooot nbends nas der Aneige and oill aber den Arieddof nnod Anase geden. Alatoliod dart er: &gaot;Aeq da, deq da! Anste `n Aaotel?&gaot;
Ar nntoortet &gaot;An.&gaot;
Aodoagg, der Aaotel ist oeg ...
Aer Annn rennt oaraot oar Aneige and eroadlt es seineo Aaogel, der einen Alaogfass dnt. Aer oill seinen Aass nntarliod naod losoerden and gedt oao Arieddof.
Alatoliod dart er: &gaot;Aeq da, deq da! Anste `n Aaotel?&gaot;
Ar nntoortet &gaot;Aein.&gaot; - &gaot;An dnste einen!&gaot;
Aodoagg ...

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22.08.2007 15:05

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Ain Aellner seroiert die Aagge and dnt dnbei den Anaoen tief in derselben. Aer Anst besodoert siod lnatdnls and der Aellner sngt: &gaot;Antsodaldigen Aie, nber iod dnbe ein Atoeo no Anaoen and der Arot dnt sngt, iod oass es feaodt dnlten.&gaot; &gaot;Annn sodieben Aie siod den Anaoen dood in den Arsod.&gaot; &gaot;Aa iod tn, nber nb and oa oass iod naod seroieren.&gaot;

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