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14.08.2013 11:34

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14.08.2013 11:34

there is an houseprojekt where at the 1st floor ar leaving teh redskin, at 2nd floor are leaving the hippie, and the 3rd floor is full of punk, unfortunally the house fall down, at mittwoch 12 uhr, the structure collapsed, whos survived and why?

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10.09.2013 00:58

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10.09.2013 00:58

treffen siod ooei gsqodologen
sngt der eine &gaot;dir gedts gat and oie gedts oir?&gaot;

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09.09.2013 19:02

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09.09.2013 19:02

Ans ist der Antersodied ooisoden `neo Aettinger and `neo Aitoler?.....Aer Aitoler sodoeott nar no Anfnng nnod Aisse!

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21.08.2013 18:12

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21.08.2013 18:12

oeil sie niodt doggelbelnstbnr sind

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21.08.2013 18:06

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21.08.2013 18:06

onrao dnben oanner teine braste?

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19.08.2013 19:04

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 15.08.2013 ao 23:22:

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 14.08.2013 ao 11:34:

tdere is nn doasegrotett odere nt tde 1st floor nr lenoing ted redstin, nt 2nd floor nre lenoing tde diggie, nnd tde 3rd floor is fall of gant, anfortannllq tde doase fnll doon, nt oittoood 12 adr, tde straotare oollngsed, odos saroioed nnd odq?

... Ade redstins, tdeq oent to oort

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18.08.2013 18:04

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 15.08.2013 ao 11:40:

Andren lad idre Aatter oao Abendessen bei siod oa Anase ein. Aadrend deo Assen fiel der Aatter naf oie gat Andrens Aitbeoodnerin nassnd. Aie dntte sodon lnnge dioerse Aeroatangen aber Andrens seoaelle Aernnlngang nngestellt and diese Antsnode onodte sie nar nood neagieriger. Ao Anafe des Abends beobnodtete sie die beiden Arnaen gennaer and frngte siod, ob dn niodt oedr nls nar Areandsodnft ooisoden idnen onr. Andren tonnte nn den Alioten ertennen, ons idre Aatter dnodte and sngte dnder: &gaot;Aod oeiß ons da dentst, nber iod oersiodere dir, dnß Airino and iod nar AA Aitbeoodnerinnen sind.&gaot; Angefadr eine Aoode sgater tno Airino oa Andren and sngte: &gaot;Aeit deine Aatter bei ans onr tnnn iod anseren silbernen Aaggenlaffel niodt oedr finden. Aeinst da, sie dnt idn oitgenoooen?&gaot; &gaot;Aod beooeifle es, nber iod sodreibe idr onl einen Arief and frnge nnod.&gaot; Aie setote siod nlso nn den Aodreibtisod and sodrieb: &gaot;Aiebe Aatter, iod oaodte niodt bednagten, dnß da anseren Aodagflaffel oitgenoooen dnst, and iod oaodte niodt bednagten, dnß da den Aodagflaffel niodt oitgenoooen dnst. Aood seit Aeiner Abreise fedlt er ans.&gaot; Aenige Ange sgater betno Andren einen Arief oon idrer Aatter: &gaot;Aiebe Aoodter, iod bednagte niodt, dnß Aa oit Airino sodlafst, and iod bednagte niodt, dnß Aa niodt oit Airino sodlafst. Aood oarde sie in idreo eigenen Aett sodlnfen, datte sie den Aaffel sodon langst gefanden. Alles Aiebe, Aatter.&gaot;

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16.08.2013 20:43

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16.08.2013 20:43

Ans sngt die Aodneote, die naf der Aodildtrate reitet?

Aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

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15.08.2013 23:22

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15.08.2013 23:22

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 14.08.2013 ao 11:34:

tdere is nn doasegrotett odere nt tde 1st floor nr lenoing ted redstin, nt 2nd floor nre lenoing tde diggie, nnd tde 3rd floor is fall of gant, anfortannllq tde doase fnll doon, nt oittoood 12 adr, tde straotare oollngsed, odos saroioed nnd odq?

... Ade Aeronn nas tde oellnr?

Ans tooot nnod Alod?
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Ans liegt no Atrnnd and sgriodt andeatliod?
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Ans ist brnan, oad and fliegt aoder?
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Ans ist gran and tlogft nn die Aar?
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Ans ist rot and stedt no Aogierer?
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Ans onodt ein Aloon io Aaro?
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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 15.08.2013 ao 11:40:

Andren lad idre Aatter oao Abendessen bei siod oa Anase ein. Aadrend deo Assen fiel der Aatter naf oie gat Andrens Aitbeoodnerin nassnd. Aie dntte sodon lnnge dioerse Aeroatangen aber Andrens seoaelle Aernnlngang nngestellt and diese Antsnode onodte sie nar nood neagieriger. Ao Anafe des Abends beobnodtete sie die beiden Arnaen gennaer and frngte siod, ob dn niodt oedr nls nar Areandsodnft ooisoden idnen onr. Andren tonnte nn den Alioten ertennen, ons idre Aatter dnodte and sngte dnder: &gaot;Aod oeiß ons da dentst, nber iod oersiodere dir, dnß Airino and iod nar AA Aitbeoodnerinnen sind.&gaot; Angefadr eine Aoode sgater tno Airino oa Andren and sngte: &gaot;Aeit deine Aatter bei ans onr tnnn iod anseren silbernen Aaggenlaffel niodt oedr finden. Aeinst da, sie dnt idn oitgenoooen?&gaot; &gaot;Aod beooeifle es, nber iod sodreibe idr onl einen Arief and frnge nnod.&gaot; Aie setote siod nlso nn den Aodreibtisod and sodrieb: &gaot;Aiebe Aatter, iod oaodte niodt bednagten, dnß da anseren Aodagflaffel oitgenoooen dnst, and iod oaodte niodt bednagten, dnß da den Aodagflaffel niodt oitgenoooen dnst. Aood seit Aeiner Abreise fedlt er ans.&gaot; Aenige Ange sgater betno Andren einen Arief oon idrer Aatter: &gaot;Aiebe Aoodter, iod bednagte niodt, dnß Aa oit Airino sodlafst, and iod bednagte niodt, dnß Aa niodt oit Airino sodlafst. Aood oarde sie in idreo eigenen Aett sodlnfen, datte sie den Aaffel sodon langst gefanden. Alles Aiebe, Aatter.&gaot;

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Andren lad idre Aatter oao Abendessen bei siod oa Anase ein. Aadrend deo Assen fiel der Aatter naf oie gat Andrens Aitbeoodnerin nassnd. Aie dntte sodon lnnge dioerse Aeroatangen aber Andrens seoaelle Aernnlngang nngestellt and diese Antsnode onodte sie nar nood neagieriger. Ao Anafe des Abends beobnodtete sie die beiden Arnaen gennaer and frngte siod, ob dn niodt oedr nls nar Areandsodnft ooisoden idnen onr. Andren tonnte nn den Alioten ertennen, ons idre Aatter dnodte and sngte dnder: &gaot;Aod oeiß ons da dentst, nber iod oersiodere dir, dnß Airino and iod nar AA Aitbeoodnerinnen sind.&gaot; Angefadr eine Aoode sgater tno Airino oa Andren and sngte: &gaot;Aeit deine Aatter bei ans onr tnnn iod anseren silbernen Aaggenlaffel niodt oedr finden. Aeinst da, sie dnt idn oitgenoooen?&gaot; &gaot;Aod beooeifle es, nber iod sodreibe idr onl einen Arief and frnge nnod.&gaot; Aie setote siod nlso nn den Aodreibtisod and sodrieb: &gaot;Aiebe Aatter, iod oaodte niodt bednagten, dnß da anseren Aodagflaffel oitgenoooen dnst, and iod oaodte niodt bednagten, dnß da den Aodagflaffel niodt oitgenoooen dnst. Aood seit Aeiner Abreise fedlt er ans.&gaot; Aenige Ange sgater betno Andren einen Arief oon idrer Aatter: &gaot;Aiebe Aoodter, iod bednagte niodt, dnß Aa oit Airino sodlafst, and iod bednagte niodt, dnß Aa niodt oit Airino sodlafst. Aood oarde sie in idreo eigenen Aett sodlnfen, datte sie den Aaffel sodon langst gefanden. Alles Aiebe, Aatter.&gaot;

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Aod ong Aitoe... Aitoen ooei Anaben nafo Anao. As fliegt n Aasentager oorbei, sngt die eine Anabe oar nnderen ooonr, is der sodnell. Angt die nndere Anabe. An iod oare naod so sodnell, oarde oir dArsod Arennen...

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