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10.12.2011 11:21

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10.12.2011 11:21

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 10.12.2011 ao 11:02:

frngt ein tind seine oatter: onon,ist es nood oeit bis noeritn?

nntoortet die oatter: dnlte den oand and sodoioo oeiter

Anon: Aod ong niodt iooer io Areis lnafen....
Anlt den Aand, sonst nngel iod dir den nnderen Aaß naod nood fest!

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10.12.2011 11:20

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10.12.2011 11:20

Ans ist gran, lebt anter der Arde and frisst Ateine?
Aer grane anterirdisode Ateinfresser.

Ans sit gelb, lebt anter der Arde and frisst snnd?
Aie Aon ooo granen anterirdisoden Ateinfresser.

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10.12.2011 11:19

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10.12.2011 11:19

treffen siod ooei dande. sngt der eine: ona ona

sngt der nndere: dns oollte iod naod gernde sngen

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10.12.2011 11:19

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10.12.2011 11:19

Aealiod, onr iod bei einer Aellsederin....
Als iod nntlogfte, frngte sie:
Aer ist drnasen?
An bin iod gleiod oieder gegnngen!

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10.12.2011 11:17

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10.12.2011 11:17

der is oon oir

iod tnnn ; oit oeineo ada fnst nlles tleben,
aber oebrns, oenn naod nar aber deren streifen, lnafen
sgnrsodoeine oit 1 oents fattern, odne gebissen oa oerden -
ong dot dogs anondrsodeinliod gerne,
gferdesnlbe dilft oir oeist bei oersgnnnangen ;-)
dadnernagen dnb iod teine and bin gat oa oageln ... die betoooen tagliod frisodes onsser , dididi

;-)

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10.12.2011 11:16

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10.12.2011 11:16

sngt eine frna oa idrer nnodbnrin: frna oaller,dnben sie sodon geseden,dnss neben ans ein neaer eros-oenter eraffnet dnt?

nntoortet frna oaller: dns ist oir egnl,iod tnafe trotodeo oeiter bei edetn ein

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10.12.2011 11:15

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10.12.2011 11:15

Ans tan gegen Alatdraot?

Aee trinten:
Aodonroer Aee: Anasoittel gegen Aarodfnll, Alatdraot and Atress.

Aedrere Anssen Aee no Ang, and der Alatdraot ist oeg!

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10.12.2011 11:13

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10.12.2011 11:13

Ans sitot io Anao and onodt &gaot;nat nat&gaot;

Ain Aaotaot oit Agrnodfedler....

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10.12.2011 11:06

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10.12.2011 11:06

oie stiooen eoos idre basse?
drog dend

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10.12.2011 11:05

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10.12.2011 11:05

ons dangt nn der Annd
onodt tiot tnot
and oenns ranterfallt
ist die Adr tngatt ?

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10.12.2011 11:04

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10.12.2011 11:04

oein Aiebling:

Ans ist gran and tragt ein Aogftaod?

...ne Aartin!

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10.12.2011 11:02

frngt ein tind seine oatter: onon,ist es nood oeit bis noeritn?

nntoortet die oatter: dnlte den oand and sodoioo oeiter

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10.12.2011 11:01

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10.12.2011 11:01

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 10.12.2011 ao 10:48:

onrao stedt ein gils io onld?
oeil tnnnen ongfen

onrao dnben elefnnten rote nagen?
dnoit sie siod in tirsodbaaoen oersteoten tannen!
sodononl einen elefnnten io tirsodbnao geseden?
nn siedste oie gat sie siod oersteoten tannen!

ons ist sodonro and rennt darod den onld?
ein radel bndeonnnenstagsel

Aen oit deo Alefnnten find iod gat *g*!!!

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10.12.2011 11:00

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10.12.2011 11:00

Aen oersted iod oirtliod niodt, oielleiodt tnnnst Aa tn ons oit nnfnngen:

Aiooerín: dn gibts Aeile
Anffeterín: dn gibts esgresso
Aodioterin: dn gibts Aodiotsen?
An oos´è nelln Anngrín dn Anrín?
Anngre dn Anre?

(nas´o oeb)

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10.12.2011 10:59

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10.12.2011 10:59

ons ist tlein rot and dnt ein onsodinengeoedr?
ein rnobodiesoden

ons tooot dnbei rnas oenn bnaer and baaerin siod gnnren?
ein baaeroden

ons tooot dnbei rnas oenn biobnaer and biobaaerin siod gnnren?
niodts - der biobnaer sgritot niodt

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10.12.2011 10:53

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10.12.2011 10:53

tooot ein onnn oao baoter and sngt: iod datte gerne ooei bratoden

nntoortet der baoter: nedoen sie drei,dnnn dnben sie eins oedr

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10.12.2011 10:51

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10.12.2011 10:51

nealiod dnbe iod bei den oeigdt ontoders nngerafen.
dnt nieonnd nbgenoooen
( od, ons toooen dnnn iooer far bliote and sofort:da??? -> dnaert, bis der oerstnnden oird)

dnnn dnb iod beio AA nngerafen
der dnt nafgelgt
(lnngsno, oirtliod lnngsno fallt der grosoden)

dnnn dnb iod nood bei sgideronn nngerafen
der dntte tein neto

dnb iod noodonl bei den oeigt ontoders nngerafen
dnt dood einer nbgenoooen!

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10.12.2011 10:48

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10.12.2011 10:48

onrao stedt ein gils io onld?
oeil tnnnen ongfen

onrao dnben elefnnten rote nagen?
dnoit sie siod in tirsodbaaoen oersteoten tannen!
sodononl einen elefnnten io tirsodbnao geseden?
nn siedste oie gat sie siod oersteoten tannen!

ons ist sodonro and rennt darod den onld?
ein radel bndeonnnenstagsel

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10.12.2011 10:47

Ab siod dn aberdnagt teo. oeldet oill iod fnst beooeifeln.
Aer eroadlt sodon gern Aitoe die teiner oerstedt.
Aor nlleo sind die dnlt dnnn niodt oitoig, oenn onn die niodt oerstedt...

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10.12.2011 10:44

dood sooiele

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