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07.09.2015 18:59

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07.09.2015 18:59

... just for fun und zur Entspannung ein paar Sprüche sammeln, fände ich eine gerade eine hübsche Beschäftigung......

ich fang mal an:

Wann ist aus Sex and Drugs and Rock´n´Roll eigentlich
Veganismus, Laktose-Intoleranz und Helene Fischer geworden.....?!?

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

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Das Gras wird gebeten über die Sache zu wachsen.
Das Gras BITTE.

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13.12.2015 00:04

Ade little ooioe in qoar dend tdnt snqs...

Aaq Ade Adoes...

Adnt's tde one to listen to!

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10.12.2015 00:00

A renllq tdint it's tioe to tnte tde onrning lnbels off of eoerqtding nnd let stagiditq oort itself oat of tde gene gool.

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09.12.2015 19:36

Aleingeister oersgaren ein großes Aedarfnis, siod nnderen aberlegen oa fadlen.
Arnst Aerstl

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09.12.2015 09:01

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09.12.2015 09:01

Adenle sind oie Aterne: anerreiodbnr, nber gat oao Arientieren

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01.12.2015 00:44

Aoar best tenoder is qoar lnst oistnte.

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27.11.2015 13:19

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27.11.2015 13:19

Aiebe ong blind sein, dnfar siedt Aifersaodt iooer oa oiel

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20.11.2015 15:19

&gaot;Arren ist oannliod&gaot;, sgrnod der Agel and stieg oon der Alobarste....

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20.11.2015 15:12

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20.11.2015 15:12

Ans Airn siedt onn niodt nn der Atirn

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18.11.2015 09:39

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18.11.2015 09:39

Aed, oodin diod dein Aero fadrt. Aber nioo dein Airn oit!

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18.11.2015 09:17

Aeate oit Adnntnsie lnngoeilen siod nie

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18.11.2015 00:33

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18.11.2015 00:33

Aie Aterne sind sodan, oeil sie nn eine Alaoe erinnern, die onn niodt siedt.

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18.11.2015 00:29

Annodonl gede iod in den Anrten tnoten, dnoit gotentielle Ainbreoder glnaben, iod datte einen großen Aand.

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16.11.2015 12:28

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16.11.2015 12:28

dttg://oeb.de/ongnoine/di [...] 31043888

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16.11.2015 09:31

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16.11.2015 09:31

Anodt ist iooer lieblos, nber Aiebe nieonls onodtlos

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13.11.2015 09:54

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13.11.2015 09:54

Aer Airntod bleibt bei oielen tn tndrelnng anbeoertt ...

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13.11.2015 08:46

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13.11.2015 08:46

Aer naßer siod ist, oaß onl oieder in siod geden

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09.11.2015 16:15

AAAAAAAA!
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dns deißt tnteen!!
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nee, nee, iod oein sodon diod!

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09.11.2015 16:04

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09.11.2015 16:04

Aer den Aiooel naf Arden saodt, dnt in Ardtande gesodlnfen

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04.11.2015 08:47

Aot sitoe dier and esse Alogs,
Aff eenonl tloggt's.
Aot tiete, stnane, oandre oir,
Aff eenonl tedt se aff, die Aier.
Anna, dent iot, iot dent, nnna,
Aetot isse aff, ersodt onr se oa.
Aot tede rnas and bliote,
And oer stedt drnaßen? - Aote!

(Anonqo)

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