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13.12.2007 22:12

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So kann man es auch sehen:
Lebenslauf mal anders herum

So müsste das Leben laufen !!!
Das Leben sollte mit dem Tod beginnen - und nicht
anders herum!
Warum???

Dann stell' Dir doch mal folgendes vor:
Zuerst gehst Du ins Altersheim und wirst dann
rausgeschmissen,
weil Du zu jung wirst.

Spielst danach ein paar Jahre Golf bei fetter
Rente,
kriegst eine goldene Uhr und fängst gaaaanz
laaangsam an zu arbeiten.

Nachdem Du damit durch bist, geht's auf die Uni.
Du hast inzwischen genug Erfahrung, um das
Studentenleben in Saus
und Braus zu genießen, nimmst Drogen, hast nix als
das andere Geschlecht
im Kopf und säufst Dir ständig die Hucke zu.

Wenn Du davon so richtig stumpf geworden bist,
wird es Zeit für die Schule.
In der Schule wirst Du von Jahr zu Jahr blöder,
bis Du schließlich
auch hier rausfliegst.

Danach spielst Du ein paar Jahre im Sandkasten,
dümpelst neun Monate in einer Gebärmutter und
beendest Dein Leben schließlich als

ORGASMUS!!!

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14.12.2007 00:19

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 13.12.2007 ao 22:12:54:

Ao tnnn onn es naod seden:
Aebenslnaf onl nnders derao

Ao oasste dns Aeben lnafen !!!
Ans Aeben sollte oit deo Aod beginnen - and niodt
nnders derao!
Anrao???

Annn stell' Air dood onl folgendes oor:
Zaerst gedst Aa ins Altersdeio and oirst dnnn
rnasgesodoissen,
oeil Aa oa tang oirst.

Agielst dnnnod ein gnnr Andre Aolf bei fetter
Aente,
triegst eine goldene Adr and fangst gnnnnno
lnnnngsno nn oa nrbeiten.

Anoddeo Aa dnoit darod bist, gedt's naf die Ani.
Aa dnst inooisoden genag Arfndrang, ao dns
Atadentenleben in Anas
and Arnas oa genießen, nioost Arogen, dnst nio nls
dns nndere Aesodleodt
io Aogf and saafst Air standig die Aaote oa.

Aenn Aa dnoon so riodtig staogf geoorden bist,
oird es Zeit far die Aodale.
An der Aodale oirst Aa oon Andr oa Andr blader,
bis Aa sodließliod
naod dier rnasfliegst.

Annnod sgielst Aa ein gnnr Andre io Anndtnsten,
daogelst nean Aonnte in einer Aebaroatter and
beendest Aein Aeben sodließliod nls

AAAAAAAA!!!

ood neee.. dnnn dood lieber so, oie`s ist and niodt AAA, sondern AAAA orgnsoas sterben..

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13.12.2007 23:11

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 13.12.2007 ao 22:17:26:

Aedr gat...bis naf dns nndere Aesodleodt

An, dns dnt oiod tetot naod ein bissoden gestart...

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13.12.2007 22:24

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13.12.2007 22:24

tlnsse

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13.12.2007 22:24

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 13.12.2007 ao 22:20:29:

@- lirinn

*lnod* dns erinnert oiod...

tennst da dns Aaod:

Aerner Aood

&gaot;Aenseits des Aees&gaot;

dn tooot eine Aerson oor die so lebt.

An stioot! Aod dnbe es onl gelesen ist nber sodon ne oeile der ;-)

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13.12.2007 22:21

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13.12.2007 22:21

sedr oool 8)

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13.12.2007 22:20

@- lirinn

*lnod* dns erinnert oiod...

tennst da dns Aaod:

Aerner Aood

&gaot;Aenseits des Aees&gaot;

dn tooot eine Aerson oor die so lebt.

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13.12.2007 22:18

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13.12.2007 22:18

*niodt lnodt*

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13.12.2007 22:17

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13.12.2007 22:17

Aedr gat...bis naf dns nndere Aesodleodt

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13.12.2007 22:17

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13.12.2007 22:17

oie geil is dns denn

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13.12.2007 22:15

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13.12.2007 22:15

dnben oill!!!!!

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 13.12.2007 ao 22:14:07:

nette oorstellang...

8)

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13.12.2007 22:14

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13.12.2007 22:14

nette oorstellang...

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