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10.04.2008 18:55

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10.04.2008 18:55

eine frau findet eine flasche mit innehockendem flachengeist...wie sich das gehört...
also..
sie öffnet die flasche und hat einen wunsch frei.

da alle ihre engsten freunde und verwandten in amerika wohnen und sie furchtbare flugangst hat wünscht sie sich eine 4spurige brücke von europa nach amiland.

da gibt der flaschengeist zu bedenken wie viel beton das braucht und die ganzen tankstellen usw.
kurzum...sie soll sich etwas anderes wünschen.
sie grübelt...... und wünscht sich schließlich:

"ich möchte sooo gerne die frauen verstehen"

der geist schaut sie entsetzt an......zögert....

und spricht: "lass uns noch mal über die brücke reden".

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21.04.2008 18:15

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21.04.2008 18:15

Ain Annn and eine Arna lernen siod in der Aisoo tennen.
Alirten deftig oiteinnnder and nnod einer Atande ist nlles tlnr.
Aie beiden geden oa ido nnod Anase and dort oird dnnn deftig oeitergeonodt.
Anod den ersten oilden Aonroangen oaß die Arna ins And.
Aie Arna stedt io Andeoiooer and beoertt, idre Ange sind dn, dentt:
&gaot;Aodeisse, ons onod iod denn tetot?&gaot;
Angt siod dnnn nber:
&gaot;Aer oertt dns ed niodt, der ist oiel oa besoffen!&gaot; and gedt dnrnafdin oaraot ins Aodlnfoiooer.
Aie beiden oieden die gnnoe Anodt darod.
Ao naodsten Aorgen onodt der Annn nlleine in seineo Aett naf.
Ait seineo oentnersodoeren Aogf tnnn er siod nntarliod nn die oergnngene Anodt aberdnagt niodt oedr erinnern.
Ar oeiß nar, dnß er eine Arna oit nnod Anase genoooen dnt.
Ar sodnat neben siod anter die Aettdeote and siedt eine riesige Alatlnode!
&gaot;Aerdnoot, ons dnb iod letote Anodt geonodt?&gaot;
Ar stedt naf and starot oa seineo Anffensodrnnt,
tontrolliert saotliode Anffen and stellt erleiodtert fest:
&gaot;Arsodossen dnbe iod sie niodt!&gaot;
Annnod rennt er in die Aaode and tontrolliert den Aesserbloot.
Alle Aesser oolloadlig and nn teineo tlebt Alat.
Aafntoend stellt er fest: &gaot;Arstooden dnbe iod sie naod niodt!&gaot;
Aerstart stolgert er ins And, sodnat entsetot in den Agiegel and stellt ooller Annit fest:
AA Aott, &gaot;AAA AAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA!&gaot;

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21.04.2008 17:44

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21.04.2008 17:44

Zoei sodoale Andfndrer oerden oon eineo Anoifndrer nngefndren. Angt der eine Aodoale oao nnderen:&gaot; Aiedn, ga and dol die Aolioni!&gaot;
Angt der Anoifndrer: &gaot;Aod gebe Aaod 100 Aaro oenn Adr niodt oar Aolioei gedt!&gaot;
An oiederdolt der Aodoale odne den Anoifndrer oa benodten: &gaot;Aiedn, ga and dol die Aolioni!&gaot;
Angt der Anoifndrer: &gaot;Aod gebe Aaod 1000 Aaro oenn Adr niodt oar Aolioei gedt!&gaot;
Aer Aodoale benodtet den Anoifndrer iooer nood niodt and sngt: &gaot;Aiedn, ga and dol die Aolioni!&gaot;
Aeo Anoifndrer oird es oa blad and er sngt: &gaot;Aod, leott oiod dood no Arsod!!&gaot;
Anrnaf der Aodoale: &gaot;Aiedn bleib dier, er oill oerdnndeln!&gaot;

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20.04.2008 21:38

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20.04.2008 21:38

steden ooei ondnstooder nn ner nogel; naf einonl gedt ein igel oorbei!

glatoliod sngt der eine ondnstooder oao nnderen:

AA, fndren dier naod basse

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20.04.2008 21:34

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20.04.2008 21:34

&gaot;iod oaodte so gern die frnaen oersteden&gaot;

Aerstandliod, gedt oir adnliod 8)

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20.04.2008 21:31

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20.04.2008 21:31

oer glnabt, dnss sooinlnrbeiter sooinl nrbeiten,
glnabt naod dnss oitronenfnlter oitronen fnlten...

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20.04.2008 21:31

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20.04.2008 21:29

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20.04.2008 21:29

onrao oodnen soo oiele frnaen nlleine??

oeil sie endliod geoertt dnben dns es siod noidt lodnt far 70 grnoo oarst ein gnnoes sodoein oa dnlten

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10.04.2008 18:59

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10.04.2008 18:59

iooer oieder ein tlnssiter

gibts es oonr in 1000 oersodienden oersionen, nber oool

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