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23.05.26

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24.11.2011 21:54

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24.11.2011 21:54

So, nachdem es soooo viele jammer-threads gibt und ich den alten thread bzgl. witze nicht mehr finde:

was habt ihr so auf lager?

Eine Lesbe geht zu einer Ärztin und sagt:
"Immer wenn ich eine Zigarette rauche muß ich Sex haben!"
Meint die Ärztin:
"Rauchen sie doch erstmal eine und dann reden wir weiter."

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Ein Playboy macht sich an eine scharfe Lesbe ran und flüstert ihr zu: "Hey Baby, wollen wir nicht beide dasselbe?"
"Okay, reißen wir ein paar Weiber auf!"

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Frage: Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Schwulen und Lesben beim zweiten Rendezvous? Antwort: Bei Schwulen gibt´s keins und Lesben bringen den Möbelwagen mit.

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und mein neuer favourit aus dem letzten thread:
"Schreit deine Freundin auch immer so, wenn sie kommt?"
"Nein, meine hat nen Schlüssel."

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26.11.2011 22:12

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